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the next day

my last relationship ended on valentine’s day

or the day after

I told her, “look, I don’t want to do anything I’m sick I have work in the morning.” she said “ok” it was not ok and

I took her out anyway

and I’m glad I did

we went to her favorite childhood pizza place drank beer and ate ice cream I happened to see an old friend that now worked there it was heaven, really but

bookmarked days tend to be like that for a reason

and the next day

is much different

palpamemes

If you haven’t seen the .gif

sonoanthony

How you miss the most important part

showerthoughtspost

Authors of poems and books didn’t even know about the deep meaning of their works like English teachers.

showerthoughtspost

Farenheit is based on how humans feel, Celsius is based on how the water feels and Kelvin is based on how the molecules feel.

showerthoughtspost

Adulthood is realising Joey is a great guy and Ross is a dick.

mymodernmet

unterrible

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deathbeforednf

LMAO

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Tbh it’s pretty damn inspirational.

ace-pervert

Brutal

sapamanders

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

sapamanders

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

greelin

“do you ACTUALLY believe in the paranormal?” do i look like an idiot? OF COURSE i do. you fool. you buffoon. you absolute circus clown

poetrylesbian

ladies whose mothers also suffer from mental illness but won't admit it and think that you showing symptoms is a personal failure because they bottle up all of THEIR issues and you should too make some noise!

fuck-customers

Far too many people call the store . . . just to be completely silent on the other end and then hanging up a few seconds later. Makes me wonder how many butt dials we get.

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if i was a grisly bear i would literally attack every single human i came in to contact with . this post might seem controversial but its my opinion

seilnakyle

Lara Croft reading notes from someone who died from traps or monsters in the tomb she’s currently raiding: rip to that guy but I’m different

therealpeaches

And she is

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yugirimistwalker

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure