Thanks, I Hate It!

Sam Speaks! she/her 20 somethin I have a horrible urge to yap and none of you are safe! Please yell with meeee

[panicpluspoison]

There are two wolves inside you

One is having a panic attack

The other says ‘Hollander you are having panic attack’ with the kind of confusion and care one usually reserves for injured wildlife

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

ilya at the draft and ilya the year shane locks it down

[lilylikeswords]

@bedlund did you say more....? Shane finally has his Baby Ilya to match

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

Ilya: cool I'm gonna have a casual hookup

Shane: *folds his clothes*

Ilya: I love you

[vesnuszki]

Ilya, face flushed, eyes glossed over, during sex: Я бы отдал всё, чтобы просыпаться рядом с тобой каждое утро. Ты ангел, посланный мне. Ты прекрасивый. Ты для меня самое драгоценное.

Shane, flustered: fuck fuck yess i love it when you’re talking filthy to me in russian when we fuck that’s soo hot!! now tell me how tight my hole is, tell me how much you love it!!

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[ilyasmole]

that look of awe the first time shane watches ilya come just makes me think abt how fascinated and enamored i think shane is by ilyas cock in those early days. he can't believe that he, him, shane hollander, can make somebody's cock do that. he loves watching ilya get hard, he loves that it's him who does that to ilya. and ilya is equally turned on by shane's interest in his cock, in the way he genuinely seems to get a real kick out of watching it grow from completely soft to hard and dripping. shane just rests his head on ilya's thigh and stares at it, brow furrowed with concentration and desire, and his watchful gaze makes ilya feel CRAZY in the best way, it doesn't take him long to get hard without even being touched. and shane just watches with that hypnotized look in his big brown eyes and eventually reaches over to pet ilya's cock lightly with two fingers, and it jumps under his touch and leaks a thick string of precum. and shane just murmurs "that's so fucking hot" before enveloping the fat tip in his mouth

[allstarrocks]

"who else am i gonna tell" makes me cry so bad. Who else is he gonna tell? Who else in his entire life can he say those words to without failing them? Who else does he feel safe to share this with?

[mojoscircus]

Ilya losing his mind seeing Shane again every season because he just keeps getting bigger and bigger. He’s built like a fucking brick shithouse. What the fuck does he be doing all summer?! How much more muscly could he possibly get? What’s he need all that muscle for anyway? Ilya could only think it’s to pickup other men and now he’s pissed off. Only Ilya should be appreciating Hollander’s sculpted body. Ilya can’t wait to fuck him and remind Shane that he’s the only one capable of satisfying him and handling all that beefiness.

[fairycosmos]

why is it so hard for people to grasp that disabilities disable and chronic illnesses are chronic. yes even when it inconveniences you. yes even when your patience runs out

[gaygoatshane]

shane's big ass smile when ilya squeezes his tit and calls him a pervert is very important to who #myshane is

[imnormal445]

I'd say no one's trying to take Shane from him but girl I am so 💀

[memyselfandi13531]

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

[c24c24]

Ilya after an Ottawa vs Boston game “Sorry boys, I can’t go out tonight. The old ball and chain wants me home.”

“…You mean Hollzy?”

“First of all, Shane would never chain me down, he picks me up he is the wind beneath my wings. He is the light of my life my moon and my stars. He doesn’t bring me down, he raises me up. Don’t you dare ever fucking suggest that again. I meant Cliff Marlow. We’re cooking him dinner.”

[hr-rep]

In #myhrtimeline Shane is on Sesame Street to talk about good sportmanship whether it be a win or a loss and then a week later he tries to physically fight Scott on the ice after winning his game against him. Ilya sends him pretty much nonstop memes about this. Most of them are just Elmo wildly swinging his arms around w/ “you” attached.

[ellisonwongparty]

the way rr/tierney introduce ilya is so funny to me because when you first see him you're just like jeez this guy is such an asshole why is he like this. and then seconds later it's just like um it's because he has a 1) dead mom 2) who killed herself 3) an abusive dad 4) with alzheimers 5) a brother 6) who verbally abuses him on the phone 7) when ilya refuses to wire him 50 bands all at once 8) all while he spends new years eve all alone in the grossest motel you've ever seen 9) and he's bisexual.

and you're just like. well shit. that will do it i guess.

[bolshe-ilya]

When I say I want Shane and Ilya to retire at the same time, I mean the exact same time. As in after their last game ever, there is a five minute standoff as they both wait for the other to step off the ice first. "After you. No please you go first. No you. No you. You got onto the ice first Ilya. Well you were born first Hollander so you go." They eventually agree to hold hands and step off together, squeezing their big shoulders thru the small gap at the same time.

This continues into who leaves the shower first, who leaves the locker room first, who leaves the stadium first etc. They are an hour late to their retirement party.