Do Your Fingers Itch?

Mason - 23

[rexalogy]

of course objectum blew up on tumblr they banned pornography of human flesh bodies and now my jerk off side blog is full of utility poles and wires curving into each other

[dogpuppy]

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[elodieunderglass]

The deepest down of the ocean…….

[greelin]

this is making me fucking sick genuinely

[jinglyjangly]

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

[falloutuniverse]

I snorted

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

[vkm11-deactivated20220316]

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

[keystoneway]

I still like this one

[renelaru]

How about this old gold

[panicswitch]

[dogpuppy]

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[fairycosmos]

1st of december

[dogpuppy]

[wrenhavenriver]

Maybe. We live in strange times.

[krisiverse]

ocd is the answer to the age old question no one ever asked, "what if your anxiety had autism"

[n-award]

real estate agents taking the piss why even bother uploading a 75 pixel wide floor plan

[unofficial-horse-extract]

Misingno

[waltzingbi]

humanconnection.com/beginners

[gyrovagi]

no matter how weird or bad of a time you're having remember there's always someone in the dragon age fandom choosing to fight battles and die on hills that are stupider and more vitriolic than you can even imagine

[gyrovagi]

And sometimes it's not even the fans it's the writers.

[mrsterlingeverything]

You can force people into being happy by saying shit like good morning :) follow for more emotional manipulation tips