What's this do?

[panikliji]

You know, the milk you buy at the supermarket isn't even from one cow. It's like a thousand cows mixed together.

How can you drink that? That Mookkake?

[panikliji]

A poem to read backwards or forwards

so cozy in bed a scratch and a stretch fond of what's ahead he opens the latch the sun hanging low clouds lit from beneath the world moving slow he moves with the breeze one step at a time sluggish but yearning through concrete and grime he goes on his journey the cave dark and still exchanged gladly for adventures and thrill can't wait anymore the den dull and dark can never outshine the world's light so stark a tale old as time

[panikliji]

Concept

The heros best friend and villains second in command are both pationate fighters, they really enjoy everytime they go head to head and do stuff like handing each other weapons to "keep it fair", keep their own allies out of the fight "This is between me and him", they refuse to/stop fighting when one of them is hurt and it's the best part of their day, whenever they get to square off against each other.

Is this something?

[bubobubosibericus]

cackling like a maniack

[archaeo-geek]

Air Canada tried to argue that the chatbot was responsible for its own actions and they weren't liable, I am howling with laughter

Air Canada's chatbot gave a B.C. man the wrong information. Now, the airline has to pay for the mistake

Air Canada has been ordered to compensate a B.C. man because its chatbot gave him inaccurate information.

[archaeo-geek]

Don't make me tap the sign

[panikliji]

You sorta can hold a computer accountable.

I think an giving an AI a minus on it's utility score in every sense of the word a punishment.

It is a deterant, if the machine can predict an action will result in a minus to its score it will not perform the action

It is rehabilitation, the machine will not perform the action again to avoid a negative score.

It is suffering, the only "desire" the machine has is to increase it's score, the only thing it "fears" is the score being lowered.

[panikliji]

Season 2? You mean summer?

[panikliji]

work hard die young win valuable prizes

[panikliji]

You know it is. Not condusive. To any news. Program. If you read. Much faster. Than. The telepromper.

[logan43000-deactivated20150721]

[maureenjohnsonbooks]

This graphic is fabulous. It represents a tiny crash course in rhetoric. Learn these things. Put them on your wall. Whisper them into the breeze. These are THINGS TO KNOW.

[hollyblack]

Yeesssssssssss.

[navaeragreenleaf-deactivated201]

Interesting

[joehillsthrills-deactivated2019]

Bookmark this shit and the next time someone begins gobbling nonsense at you on a social network, instead of engaging, point them to this handy chart. Also useful: Thought Catalog’s “How To Have A Rational Conversation“ flowchart.

[neil-gaiman]

This.

[panikliji]

Eh, don't bother. It confuses and sidetracks more than it helps.

"Great strawman there Sherlock."

"First of all it isn't a strawman because I was not quoting you, what you're trying to accuse me of is a no-true-scotsman fallacy, which it also isn't, because I deliberate said that SOME cops do this. But I appreciate the ad hominim!"

"It's not an ad hominim because I didn't say you were wrong BECAUSE ..."

And nobody talks about the subject at hand.

Instead of saying "This is the naturalistic fallacy" just say "just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's good".

You communicate the same thing, you stay on topic, and you say what you mean, no risk of mixing up fallacy names.

[panikliji]

Interior shot: A teenager in a hoody sits on his bed doodling something in a notebook. The light is low, car-alarms, gunshots, shouting and police sirens can be heard in the background. A US flag hangs like a poster above the bed's headboard.

Woman enters the room, with a british accent: "Can you turn that down please?"

The boy presses on a remote, the screams and gunshots stop abruptly, with an American accent: "I just miss home..."

[panikliji]

“Whenever you have a panic attack find 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, 3 things you can touch, 2 things you can smell, 1 thing you can taste.”

Okay...

Car, door, man, hook, hand...

... shit!

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

[panikliji]

[panikliji]

[panikliji]

If I could make up my own religion, my heaven and hell afterlife would be that you’re at the complete mercy of people like yourself.

You were caring and supportive in live? Lucky you.

You weren’t? O boy...

[panikliji]

Make normal schools more exciting for children by calling them 'XY school of boycraft and girlery'

[panikliji]

God and Adam walking around the garden of Eden

God: “So watch out for that plant there, it is toxic.”

Adam: “Will I die?”

God: “No, but it will fuck you up, you’re going to see things that aren’t there, and colours and all sorts of shit.”

*Adam scribbles everything down*

God: “That mushroom there too, that one will actually kill you.”

Adam: “What if I only eat a little bit, will I see colours then?”

God: “No.”

Adam: “What if I feed it to an elk and then drink it’s piss, will I see colours then?”

God: “What the fuck, Adam? Yeah, you might, but why the fuck would you even try?!”

Adam: “...”

*Adam scribbles something down*

[pururin]

we’ve come full circle

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

[cil-confirmed]

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

[cydril]

All media is best in the language it was created in. More at 11.

[panikliji]

Not true, it depends on the skill of the original writer and the translator. Sin city for example is better in german than in english.