a shitposting enthusiast

mel, she/they

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[assiraphales]

‘if sherlock is public domain than bbc sherlock—’ NO. I don’t want to hear it. if any of the bitches gonna kiss it’s gotta be them

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[yeah-asbestos]

I love that man with all of my heart

[that-house]

i hope this guy got that kiss

[tanukisurpreso]

Oh my god, I’ve only seen on Pinterest

[shot-ofespresso]

i made a thing

[fixing-bad-posts]

Reviews for The Sandman (2022)

[Image description: A series of reviews for the TV show, The Sandman (2022), edited blackout poetry style. Resulting text is below.]

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) gay people. I like the gay fantasy lol. 1,000%.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) I think they are just promoting homosexuality! I recommend it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) Great series and acting. God, waitresses, cookers, husbands, wifes are all gay!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) The series is great. Talks about sexism and LGBTQ+ characters all the time. This is a show about the Sandman. I believe anyone in their right mind would like this.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (11 stars) gay activities going on, it was overwhelming

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars) The shows good, Sandman and the Gay People. At a certain point you need to give everyone a powerful gay feminist.

Submitted by @marco-tries-to-be

[iamthedukeofurl]

I don’t think I could talk about The Sandman on here because, like, Neil Gaiman is here, just hanging out. I’d be like “Oh, I like how they visualized this one scene, it was different from the comics but I don’t think they original comics visualizations would have worked in live action “ or whatever And then Neil Gaiman might appear like “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out how to do that scene until one of our production designers had a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for that experience. Alternatively, I could say “Dream is a little too scrungly to be a classic Tumblr Sexyman, but he is prime meow-meow blorbo material” and Neil Gaiman might appear and say “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out the exact ratio of Sexyman, poor little meow meow, and Blorbo, but the final characterization appeared to Tom Sturridge in a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for THAT either.

[imposterogers]

mads babe just say jared leto

[paninika]

steven grant saying that there's a little american man living inside of him perfectly describes what's it like knowing english as your second language. yeah, steven, there's also a little american man living in my brain, i get you, luv <3

[hesgomorrah]

[twilightlesbian-deactivated2023]

the song of achilles, madeline miller / the social network (2010), dir. david fincher

[paninika]

I'm starting my first ever semester at uni next month and if I don't find badshit crazy group of friends with a slight obsession with literature, old music and movies I'm going to drop out right there and then.

[paninika]

UPDATE: I fucking did it, guys!! I actually became friends with a crazy group of people who are obsessed with literature and know the best bars in town. Moral of the story: some of your 13-year-old sappy dreams actually do come true, you just have to wait like 5 years

[twilightlesbian-deactivated2023]

the song of achilles, madeline miller / the social network (2010), dir. david fincher

[sometimelater]

[paninika]

having god complex and being me is literally the worst thing ever. today was supposed to be the start of my new life and here I am torrenting sims 4 and watching 12 movies in 7 days

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

[thelovethatyouhad]

- the lakes, taylor swift (2020)

[paninika]

I'm starting my first ever semester at uni next month and if I don't find badshit crazy group of friends with a slight obsession with literature, old music and movies I'm going to drop out right there and then.

[paninika]

Alex Turner wrote Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You about wolfstar and that's an actual true fact confirmed by everyone