enjoy your life to the fucking fullest

[dankmemeuniversity]

[annabethisterrified]

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

[movedto-snubs-stuff-deactivated]

me after finishing a good ass book

[dankmemeuniversity]

[callmebarbie]

craving interaction but not initiating any convos and being too tired to reply to texts and then wondering why you’re lonely etc etc

[callmebarbie]

girlie stop scrolling through tumblr you are one second away from crumbling under academic pressure

[deletingggggggggggggheart-deact]

We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking

[bloodenjoyer]

being alone in a public restroom is like i own this place and then someone else walks in and it’s like get out of my fucking house

[silvermun]

anyway artists should be more encouraged to post sketches i think they're really cool no matter how messy or unfinished people think they are sketches are always nice to look at :]

[boredpanda]

People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life

[rednines]

Let me out of the economy

[theweirdwideweb]

[takecouragelover]

Sputnik Sweetheart, Haruki Murakami

[qalamoun]

‘Children of Shatila’ (Lebanon, 1998) film by Mai Masri. In this scene the youth of the Palestinian refugee camp interview an elder with a video camera.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[cosmicbumfights]

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

[messiambrandybuck]

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

[beenovel]

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

[beenovel]

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

[beenovel]

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

[blueberryrock]

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

[beenovel]

WHAT

[messiambrandybuck]

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

[hachama]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

[yupokaysuremhm]

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

[sinestrocas]

[whenwebothfell]

besties I think there’s a lot going on at the moment

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[reaper-0-1]

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet.