I Draw :)

[khorinliu]

Portrait of Lord John de Jaager of Bright Port by Khorin of O'Khasis

Deadass might be the only person on earth who has drawn fanart of this guy. Visher my man you would've been so proud of him (rip king)

[pans-art]

Surprise!

[pans-art]

first thang ive properly drawn in CSP for months

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[conarcoin]

[followthebluebell]

the game is Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori, btw.

[pans-art]

playing as a 13th century mongolian courier that goes by xe/xer would be fucking amazing

[pans-art]

shit quality cos i dont wanna turn on my light but LOOK AT MY BOY HES SO HANDSOME

i did him so well im proud

this is abawa (i chose the name before i made him black, dont come for me). i didn't know that i wanted for his hair, then i split second, chose cornrows, and bam. hes beautiful.

[pans-art]

hes so pale but im not gonna do anything abt it #whitewashed

[pans-art]

drew this while waiting to get ready for an appt

you would not BELIEVE the hell his hand gave me and i'm only now realising what its meant to look like lol

[pans-art]

garfalicious

[panic-at-the-disco-elysium]

Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship

[panic-at-the-disco-elysium]

Raycons - overpriced repackaged cheap bullshit

Hello fresh - last years workers were on strike for shitty work conditions and there’s reports of union busting. Never have i seen a youtuber acknowledge this at all

Adam and Eve - the dildos aren’t all from body safe materials. Don’t risk it with cheap dildos it can fuck your body up

Audible - owned by amazon

Idk which one but one of the vpn ones mined bitcoin from ur computer and they’re useful but generally falsely advertised, not a big tech person but this guy talks about it

All the fit teas and shakes etc are bullshit that just makes you poop and loose water weight short term

Raid shadow legends - lol do i even need to explain this one

All the loot crates - filled with cheap junk they’re getting wholesale

The online coupon thingies are a data harvesting scam. Just google the shop name + coupon when shopping

The online therapy better help was a whole big controversy and i still see this shitty company being promoted

Idk maybe the learning platform ones are the exception but i never looked into them

[highly--distractible]

Adding on to this. Skillshare is hard to cancel. There’s a slight chance this has changed but when I looked into subscribing, there was a lot of people complaining about having to email the company multiple times to cancel.

Since Squarespace is templets, they legally own whatever you make. If you decide to change providers, you can’t take it with you. You’re stuck with them forever or have to rebuild your website from the ground up. You at least own the domain name so there’s that, but for me it’s not worth the work if I have to restart should I ever decide I hate the company.

I want more people to know this because every time I’ve looked into something advertised by youtubers, it’s never been good.

[badgraph1csghost]

Time to talk about SponsorBlock again.

This is a Firefox extension that automatically skips sponsorship messages in Youtube videos. The fact that these small-time corporations feel the need to make Youtube creators behave like trained animals for a tiny contribution is stupid in the first place.

[butterfly-sapphic]

Sponsor block has been amazing

[pans-art]

just discovered when i posted my art of aph travis and vylad tposing on urinals and i mentioned i headcanon vylad had blond hair as a kid someone commented "y tho"

tf you mean why? because i wanna??? like i explained that i think garte gets his hair lightened to pass him off as his kid like what more do you want?? crazy

[pans-art]

GARFFYYYYY

ill find a way to colour this digitally

[pans-art]

hes so prettayyyyy

[pans-art]

GARFFYYYYY

ill find a way to colour this digitally

[peterpans-bleached-butthole]

laurence is a lil shit

[peterpans-bleached-butthole]

what's he thinking about?

early post for all 12 of my followers ily <3

[peterpans-bleached-butthole]

me? posting art? its more likely than you think

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