Pansy

bleh

[therealmeisoverthere-deactivate]

[kvrdelen-deactivated20180414]

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

[dirthavarens]

*whispers* bonjour

[darmani-remade-blog]

*high pitched screaming*

[vampiregerards]

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]

[songofthestarwhale]

*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage

[worldslargestrodent]

*ohio catches on fire*

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1238

[no-one-offical]

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[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain

[pansyisdead]

Rol de Mafias en español!

Dos hermanos gemelos separados hace años, uno supuestamente muerto, otro carcomido por la culpa y el odio.

Dos bandos, un objetivo: el control. ¿Quién será más poderoso? ¿Quién tendrá más? ¿Quién sacrificará más?

¡Te necesitamos! Estamos buscando gente para un rol de Mafias por Whatsapp en Español. Puedes ven ir con tu OC o con algún personage de cualquier fandom.

Será rolplay de texto largo, un poco como en los viejos tiempos.

Porfa porfa únete 🙏🙏🙏

Cualquier pregunta por DMs o por comentarios.

Mientras Ciel reconstruía su vida y la dedicaba a buscar a aquellos que le arrebataron todo, Alexander sobrevivía y empezaba de cero en una fmailia noble en Londres: la familia armstrong.

Hace siete años Ciel Phantomhive lo perdió todo, a su familia, su casa, su estatus y lo más importante, a su hermano Alexander.

¿O tal vez no?

Culpa y rencor, dos sentimientos unidos por un solo fin: La venganza.

¿De qué lado estás?

Ahora Alexander Armstrong por fin ha reunido los medios para vengarse de su hermano por abandonarle. Ciel habrá reunido los medios para defenderse?

¿A quién salvarás?

¿A quién traicionarás?

[pansyisdead]

Rol de Mafias en español!

Dos hermanos gemelos separados hace años, uno supuestamente muerto, otro carcomido por la culpa y el odio.

Dos bandos, un objetivo: el control. ¿Quién será más poderoso? ¿Quién tendrá más? ¿Quién sacrificará más?

¡Te necesitamos! Estamos buscando gente para un rol de Mafias por Whatsapp en Español. Puedes ven ir con tu OC o con algún personage de cualquier fandom.

Será rolplay de texto largo, un poco como en los viejos tiempos.

Porfa porfa únete 🙏🙏🙏

Cualquier pregunta por DMs o por comentarios.

Mientras Ciel reconstruía su vida y la dedicaba a buscar a aquellos que le arrebataron todo, Alexander sobrevivía y empezaba de cero en una fmailia noble en Londres: la familia armstrong.

Hace siete años Ciel Phantomhive lo perdió todo, a su familia, su casa, su estatus y lo más importante, a su hermano Alexander.

¿O tal vez no?

Culpa y rencor, dos sentimientos unidos por un solo fin: La venganza.

¿De qué lado estás?

Ahora Alexander Armstrong por fin ha reunido los medios para vengarse de su hermano por abandonarle. Ciel habrá reunido los medios para defenderse?

¿A quién salvarás?

¿A quién traicionarás?

[pansyisdead]

ROL DE MAFIOSOS EN ESPAÑOL

Somos dos flipadas que quieren volver a los viejos tiempos y por eso hemos creado un roleplay por Whatsapp (como en antaño) para volver a vivir lo que era una buena historia con drama, con cariño y sin censuras.

Te reclutamos! Puedes venir con un oc o con un personaje de tus series favoritas! Como tú quieras!! 🫵

Para mas info en DM <3

[pansyisdead]

ROL DE MAFIOSOS EN ESPAÑOL

Somos dos flipadas que quieren volver a los viejos tiempos y por eso hemos creado un roleplay por Whatsapp (como en antaño) para volver a vivir lo que era una buena historia con drama, con cariño y sin censuras.

Te reclutamos! Puedes venir con un oc o con un personaje de tus series favoritas! Como tú quieras!! 🫵

Para mas info en DM <3

[pansyisdead]

Im in pain my people. IN PAIN.

[forthefuns]

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[minipupball]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[minipupball]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[minipupball]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[sp00kybitme]

D E AD

[ultimate-reserve-hope]

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

[zaunites-finest]

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

[fishhater-ieatthem]

This was recommended and as a super logical person I can see why

[makishimuu]

I’ve been looking for this for ages!!

[legendary-posts-collection]

Apparently legendary.

[mx-yip-yip-hooary]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[shirpowbra]

iconic

[worldsentwined]

I swear I’ve reblogged this before but every time I see it I internally scream “THESE BOOKS ARE ON A HOLD SHELF” that’s why they have pieces of paper in them and are not shelved in alphabetical order (they’re shelved by who they’re on hold for). It’s also why the labels on the manga and the graphic novel are different (note how the one says “YA” and the other says “Teen”) - because they’re most likely from different library collections.

Suffice to say, this court case could have used a library employee as an expert witness and saved a lot of time.

[wokeleftistmob]

since this came on the dash again, vi decided to waste several hours of vy day making an objection.lol of this

(flash warning of course)

An online ace attorney case maker and generator.

[outromoonyy]

[pansyisdead]

Ilumíname o eliminame pero que sea rápido 🙏🙏🙏

[pansyisdead]

I want a pen pal so bad I love writing letters omg

[pansyisdead]

I love reading historical fiction as an art historian cuz it's literally like being in class. Oh yes, I've studied this. Yes, I know the exact mural you're referencing in this scene. I know the exact vase you got this idea from. I KNOW.

[pansyisdead]

Sorry for being inactive, I just gave birth. Here is my pride, my child, Ash.

[pansyisdead]

I love making an impact on the world around me (seeing how people I've introduced Duolingo to keep their streak alive)

[pansyisdead]

Pirate Batman: The SEA-ty needs me

[pansyisdead]

Oof