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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

[yaoib0y]

op elaborate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blood is a non-meat animal product, like diary or eggs. that counts as vegetarian don't it

[erratic-meowmeow]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if a vampire only feeds on villagers it finds wandering around in a haunted forest or whatever, that counts as both eating local and free-range

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#well. it counts as eating locals

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

new alignment chart made out of the Most Common Replies to this post:

not vegetarian, blood counts as part of the meat

not vegetarian bc you have to harm/kill the animal (human) to get it (not sure how these people think blood drives work???)

maybe vegetarian but only if you don't kill the animal (human) to harvest the blood

BLOOD IS VEGAN if the donor provides consent

[blip-ps]

an example, per se?

[lady-0f-the-wood]

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[ailingwriter]

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

[headspace-hotel]

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

[i-make-smol-bad-decisions]

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

[headspace-hotel]

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

[headspace-hotel]

This is absolutely fucking incredible.

160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.

OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun

[therealandian]

op you are absolutely fucked

[k1ngtok1]

I don’t have any cool facts but I do have this picture of me sitting in class in a Dino costume for Halloween

[roseverdict]

Mercury (the metal, not the planet or the guy from rome) can absorb metals into itself almost like a sponge. Seriously, you can nudge a page of gold leaf into a droplet of mercury and it just pulls the gold in!

[pansyrawr]

did you know wildflowers are a greater carbon sink than planting a tree? I found that out recently. fuck grass. support Earth care like we support OPs self-care.

[depsidase]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[midnightmart]

hand slipped so heres a gif

[shitpostsorcerer]

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat

[tiftaf-the-world-jumper]

Cat’s name is mata nui

[kyraneko]

She Whose Eyes Are Bright In The Darkness.

[jiminypanda713]

I’ve only known Mata Nui for a few seconds, but if anything happens to them, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself…

P.s. what they gender?

[funnytwittertweets]

[maxknightley]

[maxknightley]

[intrusivemyluv-deactivated20190]

Remember that time Topanga was trying to prove a point to Cory that looks don’t matter, and it ended up with her cutting a chunk of her hair off and you could legit hear the loud gasps coming from the live audience and everybody almost had a mini heart attack cause lets be real, Topanga’s long hair was legendary. But then everyone calmed down when she walked out the hair salon and slayed everyone’s existence? Cause I sure do.

[capacity]

Oh yeah……. she did that

[pukicho]

I’m gonna have to unleash my mega ultra form if the geopolitical climate continues to worsen

[jupiter-bringer-of-jollity]

bit late son

[pukicho]

What. What did I miss

[orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket]

[umrzec]

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Wonder how many people saw UFO’s on this night? 😳👽🛸

Art by: @fireflydroneshows

[pansyrawr]

[fantasyamazon-deactivated202605]

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

[ceevee5]

[quasi-normalcy]

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

[sarcasmgal-blog]

Update from twitter

[arirna]

[cloysterbell]

“This is a big ass speech. This is a big ass stop the show, this is the moral framework of the entire five years you’ve seen. Nate Ford justifies 77 episodes of Leverage in this speech, cause you know what? It is the last goddamn episode, you’re gonna know why we made the show. We didn’t make the show cause we thought it was clever or cute or fun. I always say this, no show succeeds unless somebody loves it and you know what, everybody loves this show and to me, what Nate’s saying here is important enough to say out loud. No one should be allowed to cheat and get away with it.” - John Rogers, The Long Goodbye Job DVD Commentary