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the creature

#Not usually into pokemon like that but i had the biggest little kid crush on that latios

"chain of command" but it happens during the animated series and when jellico goes to sit down onto the captain's chair he's met with the m'ress's blank stare and the dawning realization and the chair has been peed on

cryptotheism

They closed down the La Brea tar pits bc they found a dinosaur ideology preserved in tar.

pantestudines

unfortunately upon preperation the n-propyl bromide stripped away most of the culture and economic factors and left behind a contextless set of values. These beliefs have been GPS-marked accessioned into the museum collection, numbered, and preserved within acid-free containers, in hopes that future researchers may be able to reconstruct some of the lost data.

were--ralph

Oops! 22 for me tee hee

#Its like. 24-5 and thats lowballing

mrsterlingeverything

28 is the oldest you can get in your 20s. 29 is crazy young like leave them alone weirdo. 30 is old 31 is super young

The results are in: Eunotosaurus, you are... NOT the father!

#Or uh #More accurately #You are not the oldest known member of a stem lineage to crown group testudines

okay im more normal now. Big Cool new turtle origin paper. Turtle Updates: Ankylopoda found dead in a ditch, Archelosauria now basically uncontested (not that it *really* was contested before but morphological characters matter to some of us lol), Eunotosaurus is NOT a stem turtle and thats a big reason things have been thrown off. The earliest turtles were likely fossorial archosauromorphs that quickly colonized shallow water habitats. Also broadened ribs (and occassionally shells) from fossorial creatures is apparently happening enough around the pt boundary that the term 'turtleization' was dropped

#Thats what i gleaned from a quick reading i might be wrong #Was being petty at first for personal reasons but now that ive read the paper im just happy the research has been done #This is really really cool #Turtles #Pantestudines #Palaeoblr #IF YOU SAW MY MASS EXTINCTION GOOF NO YOU DIDNT

raptorcivilization

The lost island that’s filled with non-avian dinosaurs did not sit for 66 million years untouched by humans. The Polynesians stopped by for a while, actually. They eventually decided it sucked and left, because dinosaurs kept eating people of course, but more importantly because the soil isn’t good for growing crops

aurpiment

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

petulantpony

getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket

max1461

I wish all storytelling was done in the tone of this excerpt from a Yeli Dnye speaker, whose name I sadly don't know. I want to hear the Iliad told by this guy.

max1461

Sing, Goddess, the anger of Achilles, Peleus's son, not my son, nothing to do with me

mclennonyaoi

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

mclennonyaoi

byjove

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

#My plan is to fund the infrastuctural development of this pussy #Bus stops. Maybe even a train

dragongirlsweetie

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons