hey

the bees are dying and life is meaningless so i am going to sit here and eat a bag of croutons

[valtsv]

not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind

[cadaverkeys]

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

[purbiworl]

[gay-irl]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

[daddyfuckedme]

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[emailmore]

when the song said i want to rock and roll all night and party every day i really smiled wide becuase that sounds so awesome

[holdoncallfailed]

gays be like: i go to the art museum. i look at a painting. i contemplate the irreconcilable loneliness at the very core of my existence. i look at another painting.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ohshitsomeonejust]

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

[997]

i have faith j*ff b*z*s will kill himself accidentally from erotic asphyxiation in 2O2O… likes charge reblogs cast…

[kookyreclusivebiologyprofessor]

Me And My Fellow Homosexuals Meeting Up For Iced Coffee In December:

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[peppapigvevo]

this took me out

[dodgerjammies]

@herbgerblin

lup,,

[48bluewaves]

Mykonos, Greece 🇬🇷

[teuer]

ok hear me out guys

[joner]

I’m listening

[teuer]

okay listen closely

[joner]

ok ready

[teuer]

look me boots

[share]

can we just take a moment to appreciate pugs

I mean c’mon look at these cute

stupid ass

lil mother truckers

I want 50

[clonepa2]