put the slop in the bag

19 | lesbian | reblog spam

[rnismatch]

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[mr-selfdestruct]

[ilovegayvampires-og]

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

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[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[hellbabyfromhell]

loading Swagg…

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[hellbabyfromhell]

in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

[lmaonade]

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

[hellbabyfromhell]

You are going to hell

[billsprestonofficial]

whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

[tedtheodoreloganofficial]

whoa, who dude?

[billsprestonofficial]

the dude reading this, dude!

[tedtheodoreloganofficial]

dude, that’s me!

[billsprestonofficial]

i know, dude!!!

[tedtheodoreloganofficial]

dude!!!

[billsprestonofficial]

dude!!!

[cikero]

he thought 2 million years of rain was for one day 😭😭😭 he mad

[cikero]

[newyorkkiss]

[newyorkkiss]

[starberry-cupcake]

I was re-watching the little mermaid and it got me thinking: it would have been so cool to be a guest to eric's weddings tbh

this guy's been raving about this mystery girl he says saved him and left him on the beach but nobody believes him, then he found a different girl in the same beach, proceeded to date her for a couple of days in front of the whole town, but then turns up with a different one (allegedly the first one) and decides he's marrying her on the spot

and you're like, sure, I need to see this mess

so you go to the wedding and it's WILD: there's some sort of animal riot, every creature is attacking the bride (including the prince's dog), town date redhead is being carried into the wedding ship in a barrel by a small fish, you're like 'I need to see how this turns out' and then mystery redhead, who was supposedly unable to talk, starts singing???? and talking??? and they're about to kiss???? but then the bride turns into sexy cthulhu???? and the redhead grows a fish tail???? and sexy cthulhu bride drags redhead into the water??????

you are taken ashore while the groom goes to fetch one of the brides, unsure which but all signs point to the redhead that was carried in the barrel, and then there's a storm, and sexy cthulhu becomes gigantic and is wearing a crown and you're like 'work, bitch' while eating snacks and then it's all over and sexy cthulhu disappears

but then there's another wedding announced and you're like 'I'm sure it can't top the first one' but you attend and TRITON shows up too????? myth and legend lord of the sea king triton from the stories????? with a white beard and an 8 pack and the same crown sexy cthulhu was wearing??? turns out he's the FATHER OF THE BRIDE??????? and there are mermaids everywhere, all around the ship, kind of unnerving tbh really really scary situation, but it's fine because triton is making rainbows in the sky and hugging the bride and manipulating water and you're also pretty sure the chef just got decimated by a crab?????

royal weddings should all be like these tbh this prince sure knows how to throw them like nobody else in the disney pantheon

[tillman]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

A lunch of penis? Fuck, I’m agreed.

[bigfrozensix]

Maturing is realizing Ariel never looked bad in her pink dress and her red hair didn't ruin shit, if anything these specific shades of red and pink really compliment each other.

[cringefail-clown]

shoutout to my best buddy in highschool who once told me "you speak like how tumblr users write their textposts" and i was mortified for a second but then realization hit me and i rebutted with "wait how do YOU know how tumblr users write their textposts???" and we were both like

[the-last-teabender]

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[tunisian]

im doing it alone…doing it scared…but im doing it

[wizard0rb]

and its free

[msmanlyy]

yess this actually works! i use it all the time for applying psds, finding color hex codes, adding overlays/gif overlays to things, etc. it’s really easy to use, it just crashes occasionally.

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀