okay so i found a cool book in the forbidden section of the library last week, but apparently some of you have been spreading rumours about it. so i wanna clear some things up.
NO. it is not cursed. its just a book. a normal book.
no, it is not full of ancient dark magic that is slowly twisting and corrupting me.
magic isnt real. its just a book.
no, obviously it is not speaking to me, whispering to me with her beautiful gentle voice, sharing its secrets, etc.
even if she was doing those things, which it isnt, there would be nothing wrong with that. but shes not, so thats not even an issue.
and finally, YES. i do hug her at night. YES, i hold her to my chest and keep her close as i sleep. i just feel weird when i'm not near her. i like how warm she is.
its not weird. this is normal. its not cursed. stop saying she's cursed. she's just a book, okay???
update: got banished from the kingdoms for "witchcraft" and for "stealing" an "extremely dangerous magical item"
gods forbid maidens do anything
update 2: destroyed the kingdoms and seized the throne for myself. unleashed a horde of the undead upon the world <3
still got my book. i love her
[I pull out a crumpled piece of paper, smoothing it against my leg. The paper has three words scrawled across the top forming the columns "Shag", "Wed", and "Murder".
I quickly scrawl "cursed tome" under the "Shag" column. There are only names in the "Shag" column. The other two columns are empty.]
