Blast Your Ass Off!

God is dead 💁‍♀️

[pyrothorax]

[jurassicsunsets]

what were the purpose of those super tiny arms? I can't imagine they were any good for hunting or fighting so what's the point of micro arms?

That’s a good question! Carnotaurus and other abelisaurs have ridiculously tiny arms:

Those two bones that look like the wrist? That’s the entire forearm.

There’s some indication that they may have been especially flexible, which could point to them being used in some sort of display or other intraspecific behaviour. It’s also quite possible that they just…didn’t really serve any function. They could just be vestigial - that is, an evolutionary “leftover” that just hasn’t had the pressure to evolve away (like kiwi wings, or whale hips).

[jurassicsunsets]

reblog these illegal abelisaur arms while you still can. the info staff DOESN’T want you to know!

[teathattast]

[nurse2001]

nothing will ever top this

[probablybadrpgideas]

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

[20thcenturyvole]

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

[weaselle]

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

[drackir]

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

[deathwarlock]

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

[slimetony]

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[coughloop]

[tariqah]

The best line to come out of Tumblr is this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me

[jakoski]

This is obviously sarcasm, but the fact that you’d even make this joke considering the massive amounts of blogs being deleted because of this incident shows how massively overinflated your ego is.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

they had to be deleted to make more room for my ego

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[unclefather]

That is the host

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[horrorpops]

[kabaks]

white people are monsters lmfao

[kabaks]

anyway tear gas is actually a fucking nerve agent that can absolutely kill you and even though governments think its cool to spray it on kids the geneva convention disagrees

[kabaks]

i’ve been thinking about this all day. speaking as a person who has been tear gassed to hell and back i wouldn’t fucking wish that sensation on my worst enemy let alone CHILDREN. it’s beyond words. don’t believe people when they tell you it’s for crowd control. it’s not. it’s to make crowds PANIC. it’s to make you fear for your life. it’s to make you feel like you’re dying. it can trigger panic attacks and asthma attacks in young people and heart attacks in the elderly. it’s fucking unconscionable is what it is and every single government who uses it should be shamed for eternity

[f1rstperson]

Controversal opinion but i think every person who’s like “tear gas and pepper spray aren’t a big deal” should be forced to experience it.

[strangelovesbian]

wlw friend: h

me, a mlm: Hell funcking yeah….lets fuckign go ….fuck yeah…..

[uminhoes-deactivated20250823]

mlm friend: w

me, a lesbian: yeah just funk yeah….. funk ×1000

[hdjdjdjdjdjdjdhdjdjd]

Rat clown

[strangelovesbian]

Thank you! Very cool!