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Book XXIV

give him back, you prick!

through the camp with the ransom

must we fight again?

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Book XXIII

feast and cry for me

play your games, claim your prizes

glory without death

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Book XXII

they try to stop you

you are betrayed by the gods

you die without grace

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Book XXI

he now fights a river

gods (not apollo) go home

hide and seek round Troy

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Book XX

assembly of gods

the gods shall now interfere

rampage, achilles!

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Book XIX

renounce your anger

it was simple Delusion

put on your new duds

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Book XVIII

cry for your lost love

yell really loud on the walls

god makes your new shield

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Book XVII

the struggle for bae

Trojan prince has the armour

Greeks have the body

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Book XVI

your bae wants to fight

parkours his way up the wall

hector claims his death

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Book XV

retreat in panic

poseidon you've done enough

rally the forces!

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Book XIV

coward is called out

lord of men inspired by sea

hera f*cks zeus to sleep

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Book XIII

zeus shall give no shits

poseidon is pro-active

ajax taunts hector

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Book XII

hector is a prick

fight well and you get glory

smash down the Greek gate

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Book XI

he asks how i am

i tell you that all is lost

but you can save me

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Book X

the weird sneak attack

dolon is a greedy wimp

yay ninja duo!

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Book IX

I will go home now

I will go home tomorrow

I shall stay for now

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Book VIII

zenith for Trojans

zeus is a fricking stirrer

nadir for the Greeks