French Puta

I'm Luis, Ravenclaw 29y.o. I have a wide variety of interests. Been Described as vivacious.. soo.. that was nice of my 12th grade English teacher. Twitter Ask Me

[mariamlovesyou]

[eilti]

[thatguyvitor]

[cinemapix]

Parks and Recreation | S06E08

[manhood]

FINISH HER!

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

[hittingfans]

[tendertobehold]

[theshitneyspears]

incredible and also something I’d do

[paincakex]

[auurrra]

This will never not be funny.

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

me telling a lie

[m310drama]

Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men's walls

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

wait didn't he go to jail?

[t3sticles]

Nothing bad, he extorted a republican donor out of a fuck ton of money lol

[wigreveal]

[texmex-princess]

[catchymemes]

[florelunae]

[sixpenceee]

Art made of dice

Source

[rolineasy]

Wow

[bluetiefling]

The Great - 1.10 – featuring Voltaire

[throughyellowlights]

BUT👏🏾DID👏🏾HE👏🏾TELL👏🏾A👏🏾LIE?👏🏾

[sweetandsourdork]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[legolokiismighty]

i love the last one

[queenlukes]

actual footage of me watching lemonade 

[deconstructingmorgan]

I KNEW WE’D ALL IDENTIFY WITH THIS!!!  

[kirstinthereckless]

This was me

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[cari28ch3-me]

Don’t get us started on “straw”