IM GOIN N U T S

[papermachecouch]

Anyway

[samijen]

A bit of phosphorus 🔥

tweet / patreon

[swallowtailed]

[id: a digital painting of Caleb Widogast casting Wall of Fire. White-hot fire is flaring between his hands as he sights along his arm. /end id]

[pukicho]

Petition to rename “Americans” to burger idiots

[creeperx3-deactivated20250418]

K, Burger Idot.

[pukicho]

I’m crying but this is what I wanted

[girlblocker]

they were in love here <- two characters currently beating each other up

[1percentcharge]

Mockumentary set in medieval England with no explanation as to why or how a camera crew is there

[roskvawinther]

[janedoe297-art]

I'm. not ok!

[hooved]

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

[onlyhams]

hey bestie! just letting you know i’m transforming into something unspeakable

[anxietyproblem]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don’t want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they’re heading to the funeral, but usually they just don’t want to talk about it and that’s fine. But I always treat the flight like it’s a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that’s never enough, that’s whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a “Seriously??” And that’s my in! Now I can say “Why, what’s your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let’s see it.” And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it’s always super funny, so I laugh, and that’s where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I’m like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you’re going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said “What did the ghost say to the other ghost?” And I said “What?” “Nothing. Ghosts aren’t real.”

[filmnoirsbian]

I’m literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[solarpire]

SHUT UUUP

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fagsromana]

[counterspelling]

Endless EXU 20/???

[otterlyart]

[pukicho]

U cant call yourself a proper human if u ain’t put mud in your mouth at least once

[google-searchhistory-official]

what if you’ve done it over 100 times?

[pukicho]

You’ve gone too far, you damn animal

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

who’s filter feeding tonight

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen