[todaysbird]

he feels no shame for his fucking crimes

[seymour-butz-stuff]

i have modified the blinds

pray i do not modify them further

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[lobster-lover]

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

[taurzza]

yaayy kitty for my friend

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[bodhimcbodeface]

I love toddlers, I had a Spanish-speaking toddler the other day and I taught her the word octopus in English and she said it like “otoputa” which quickly got shortened to “puta” and she just started pointing all over my octopus book shouting “puta puta puta!” (All the adults including her mom thought it was hilarious.) I’m like girl come on stop slutshaming the otoputas

[2022dirt]

The morning frost created a unique pattern on the wood.

[amazoogle]

we mustnt let these Christmas festivities and whatnot distract us from the true meaning of Thursday

[vvenli]

‘tis the season for a rewatch

have a merry christmas!

[blignick]

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[warm-cup-of-tea]

✨Can you see the twinkle in her eyes?✨

[teathattast]

tis the season

[inwardhardar]

[klngfili]

merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it

[todaysbird]

look at this. #mygrub