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It looks like George Carlin is right again, even more than ten years after his death. In his famous “Saving the Planet” standup comedy act, he takes the piss out…

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jervae

100 work from home job opportunities

1. Live Ops- www.liveops.com 2. TeleTech-TeleTech.localjobster.com 3. Amazon-Amazon.JobsOnline.com 4. Sutherland Global Services- http://www.sutherlandglobal.com/careers.aspx 5. UnitedHealth Group-https://careers.unitedhealthgroup.com/career-areas/customer-service-and-claims/customer-service-and-call-center 6. Dell-http://jobs.dell.com/north-America-jobs 7. IBM-www.ibm.com/employment 8. U.S Department of Agriculture www.usda.gov 9. Working Solutions- http://workingsolutions.com 10. Humana- www.humana.com 11. Aetna- https://www.aetna.com/about-us/aetna-careers.html 12. Intuit- www.Intuit.com 13. Kaplan- kaplan.com/work-with-us/our-culture 14. Kelly Services- www.kellyservices.us/US/Careers/KellyConnect/Kelly-At-Home 15. Cactus Communications- https://www.flexjobs.com/jobs/telecommuting-jobs-at-cactus 16. Westat- https://www.westat.com 17. Salesforce- www.salesforce.com/company/careers 18. PAREXEL- https://jobs.parexel.com 19. CyberCoders- https://www.cybercoders.com/jobs/work-from-home-php-developer 20. American Express- https://jobs.americanexpress.com 21. Vmware- telecommuting-jobs-at-vmware 22. SAP- www.sap.com/career 23. Xerox- https://www.xerox.com/en-us/jobs/work-from-home 24. First Data- https://www.firstdata.com/en_us/about-first-data/careers 25. US-Report- www.us-reports.com/jobs 26. Oracle- Oracle-Work.Jobsgalore.com/Jobs 27. CACI International- careers.caci.com/key/work-from-home-jobs.html 28. A Place for Mom- www.aplaceformom.com/jobs 29. Anthem,Inc- careers.antheminc.com 30. DellSecureWroks- telecommuting-jobs-at-dell_secureworks 31. World Travel Holdings- www.worldtravelholdings.com/careers,work-home 32. ADP- www.adp.com/careers.aspx 33. Aon- telecommuting-jobs-at-aon 34. University of Maryland University College- www.umuc.edu/visitors/careers 35. Allergan Inc.- www.allergan.com/careers 36. K12- www.k12.com/careers 37. U.S. Department of Transportation- https://www.transportation.gov/careers 38. CSI companies- thecsicompanies.com/candidates 39. Robert Half- www.roberthalf.com 40. Nielsen- sites.nielsen.com/careers 41. Red Hat- www.redhat.com/en/jobs 42. Adobe Systems- www.adobe.com/careers 43. Overland Solutions, Inc.- overlandsolutionsinc.com 44. BCD travel- www.bcdtravel.com/get-to-know-us/careers 45. Connections Education- www.connectionsacademy.com/careers 46. Deloitte- www.deloitte.com/careers 47. Apple- https://jobs.apple.com 48. Mckesson Corporation- https://careers.mckesson.com 49. Thermo Fisher Scientific- corporate.thermofisher.com/en/home.html 50. Precyse- careers.precyse.com 51. Haynes & Company- www.haynesandcompany.com 52. Pharmaceutical Product Development Inc- www.ppdi.com/careers 53. IT Pro Philadelphia- www.phillymag.com/property/2013/10/22/live-work-homes 54. Cingna- www.cigna.com/career 55. Houghton Mifflin Harcourt- careers.hmhco.com 56. Sungard Availability Services- sungardas.com 57. Infor- www.infor.com/company/careers 58. Sodexo- www.sodexousa.com/home/careers-usa.html 59. About.com- About.com/Can I Work From Home 60. Altegra Health- altegrahealth.com/careers 61. GE- jobs.gecareers.com/ 62. Western Governors University- www.wgu.edu/about_WGU/employment/work_remote 63. Grand Canyon University- jobs.gcu.edu/admissions-enrollment-jobs 64. Walden University- https://www.waldenu.edu 65. Vivint- www.vivint.com/company/careers 66. BroadSpire- https://www.choosebroadspire.com 67. Covance- careers.covance.com 68. Ellucian- www.ellucian.com 69. HD Supply- hdsupply.jobs 70. Perficient Inc.- www.perficient.com 71. Teradata- https://www.teradata.com 72. Wells Fargo- https://www.wellsfargo.com/about/careers 73. Symantec Corporation- www.Symantec.com 74. Real Staffing-www.realstaffing.com/en 75. Science Applications International- www.saic.com 76. AmerisourceBergen Company- www.amerisourcebergen.com 77. Appen- www.jobs.net/jobs/appen/en-us 78. Hartford Financial Services Group- https://www.thehartfordatwork.com 79. RetailDatat- retaildatallc.com 80. SYKES- www.sykes.com/Careers 81. CARA- www.jobbankusa.com 82. Citizens Financial Group- citizensbank.jobs/work-at-home 83. CVS Health- cvshealth.com 84. Healthfirst- https://healthfirst.taleo.net/careersection/hf_ext_cs/jobsearch 85. American Heart Association- careers.heart.org 86. BMC software- www.bmc.com/careers 87. Hibu- https://hibu.com 88. inVentive Health- www.inventivhealth.com/careers 89. Rosetta Stone- jobs.jobvite.com/rosettastone 90. Erie Insurance Group- https://www.erieinsurance.com/careers 91. Deluxe- https://ww.deluxe.com 92. Clevertech- https://weworkremotely.com/jobs 93. Achieve Test Prep- www.achievetestprep.com 94. Worldpay- www.worldpay.com 95. DataStax- https://www.datastax.com/ 96. CDK Global- www.cdkglobal.com 97. Teleflex- www.teleflex.com/en/careers/workingAtTeleflex 98. Aquent- aquent.com/find-work 99. Parallon- www.parallon.com/careers 100. U.S Department of the Interior- https://www.doi.gov/careers

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African Deities

For all the African witchies here.

Abassi - Creator and Lord of the Sky (Nigerian)

Abuk - Goddess of women and gardens (Sudan)

Achimi - Buffalo Goddess (Algeria)

Adro - God of Destruction (Uganda)

Adroa - God of Creation (Uganda)

Ahia-Njoku - Goddess of Agriculture and Farming (Nigeria)

Aje-Shaluga - God of Riches (Nigeria)

Ajok - Rain God (Sudan)

Akongo - Creator God (Congo)

Ala - Fertility Goddess of the Earth (Nigeria)

Alouroua - Creator God (Ghana)

Amma - Creator of the Universe and Sky (Mali)

Anansi - Trickster God (West Africa)

Andriamahilala - Goddess of the Moon (Madagascar)

Asa - God of Protection (Kenya)

Atai - Creator Goddess (Nigeria)

Babalu-Aye - God of Healing (Nigeria)

Banga - God of Water (Congo and Central Africa)

Bomazi - God of Ancestors (Congo)

Buk - Goddess of Rivers and Streams (Sudan)

Buku - God of the Skies (West Africa)

Bumba - God of Creation (Congo)

Cagn - God of Transformation (Kalahari)

Candit - River Goddess (Sudan)

Chedi-Bumba - God of Birds (Congo)

Chiuta - Rain God (Malawi)

Chonganda - God of Vegetation (Congo)

Chuku - God of Creation (Nigeria)

Dada - God of Abundance (Nigeria)

Deng - Creator God (Sudan)

Ditaolane - Hero God (Lesotho)

Domfe - God of the Wind (Kurumba)

Dongo - God of Thunder (Songhai)

Dziva - Creator Goddess (Zimbabwe)

Ebore - Sky God (Nigeria)

Edinkira - Goddess of the Trees (Africa)

Egungun-Oya - Goddess of Divination (Nigeria)

Evus - God of Mayem (Gabon)

Elegua - God of Mischief (Nigeria)

Elusu - Goddess of Water (Africa)

Engai - God of the Skies (Kenya)

Enekpe - Goddess of Fate (Africa)

Eseasar - Goddess of the Earth (Nigeria)

Eshu - Trickster God (Nigeria)

Fa - God of Fate (Nigeria)

Faro - God of Creation (Mali)

Gamab - God of Death (Namibia)

Gaunab - God of Evil (South Africa)

Ghekre - God of Judgement (Ivory Coast)

Gu - Blacksmith God (Benin)

Heitsi-Eibib - God of Nature (South Africa)

Haiuri - God of the Underworld (South Africa)

Hare - Trickster God (Nigeria)

Huveane - God of Creation (Lesotho)

Hyel - Supreme God (Nigeria)

Imana - Creator God (Rwanda)

Itherther - Buffalo God (Algeria)

Jakuta - God of Lightening (Nigeria)

Jok - Rain God (Uganda)

Juok - Creator God (Sudan)

Kaang - God of Creation (Botswana)

Kabundungulu - Heroic God (Angola)

Kaka-Guie - Death God (Ivory Coast)

Kalumba - God of Creation (Congo)

Kanu - God of Creation (Guinea)

Katonda - Creator God (Uganda)

Khonvoum - Creator God (East Africa)

Khuzwane - God of Populating (South Africa)

Kwoth - God of the Mysterious (Sudan)

Le-Eyo - God of Death (East Africa)

Legba - God of Mayhem (Benin)

Leza - Rain God (South Africa)

Libanza - God of Creation (Congo)

Maori - God of Creation (Zimbabwe)

Massim-Biambe - God of Reincarnation (Congo)

Mawu-Lisa - Unisex Double Gods of Creation (Benin)

Mbaba-Mwanna-Waresa - Goddess of Beer (South Africa)

Mbere - God of Creation (Congo)

Mbokomu - Goddess of Ancestry (Congo)

Mboya - Goddess of Motherhood and Fertility (Congo)

Mebeghe - God of Creation (Gabon)

Minga-Bengale - God of the Hunt (Africa)

Minona - Goddess of Prophecy and Divination (Benin)

Modimo - God of Creation (South Africa)

Morimi - Goddess of Fire (Nigerians)

Muluku - Creator God (Zambesi)

Mulungu - God of Creation (Tanzania)

Musso-Koroni - Goddess of Discord (Mali)

Mwambwa - Goddess of Lust and Desire (Namibia)

Mwari - Unisex Creator Gods (Zimbabwe)

Nasilele - Goddess of Creation (Zambesi)

Nzame - God of Creation (Congo)

Njambi - God of Creation (Namibia)

Ndriananahary - God of Creation (Madagascar and Nigeria)

Ngai - Creator God (Kenya)

Ngewo-Wa - God of Creation (Sierra Leone)

Nyalitch - Supreme God (Sudan)

Nimba - Fertility Goddess (Guinea)

Ninepone - Fertility Goddess (Gabon)

Nommo - Unisex Gods of All (Mali)

None - God of Populating (Gabon)

Nyaliep - Goddess of the River (Sudan)

Nyambe - God of Creation (Zambesi)

Nyame - Supreme God (Ghana)

Nyaminyami - God of Streams and Rivers (Zambesi)

Nyankopon - Supreme God (Ghana)

Nyiko - Hero God (Cameroon)

Nyokonan - God of Spiders (Cameroon)

Nyonye-Ngana - God of Ants (Congo)

Obassi-Osaw - God of Creation (Nigeria)

Obatala - God of Purity (Nigeria)

Ochosi - God of the Hunt (Nigeria)

Odomankomo - Creator God (Ghana)

Odudua - Goddess of the Earth (Nigeria)

Ogo - God of Mischief (Mali)

Ogun - God of Weaponry (Nigeria)

Oko - God of Farming and Agriculture (Nigeria)

Olorun - Supreme God (Nigeria)

Olokun - God of the Seas (Nigeria)

Onile - Goddess of Blacksmithing (Nigeria)

Orunmila - God of Wisdom (Nigeria)

Osanyin - God of Vegetation (Nigeria)

Oshe - God of Storms (Nigeria)

Oshun - Goddess of Love (Nigeria)

Oya - Goddess of Destruction (Nigeria)

Qamata - God of Creation (South Africa)

Rugaba - Creator God (Uganda)

Ruhanga - God of Creation (Uganda)

Ruwa - God of Creation (Kilimanjaro)

Sagbata - God of the Earth (Benin)

Sakarabru - God of Justice (Guinea)

Shadipinyi - Drunken God (Namibia)

Shakpana - God of Disease (Namibia)

She - God of Thunder (Nigeria)

Soko - Supreme God (Nigeria)

Somtup - God of Masculinity (Guinea)

Sopona - God of Disease (Nigeria)

Sudika-Mbambi - God of Thunder (Angola)

Thixo - Sun God (South Africa)

Tilo - Creator God (Zambia and Malawi)

Tore - God of the Hunt (Zaire)

Tsetse-Bumba - Goddess of Lightning (Congo)

Uhlanga - Swamp Goddess (South Africa)

Umvelinqangi - Creator God (South Africa)

Unkulunkulu - Creator God (South Africa)

Waaqa - Supreme God (Ethiopia)

Woyengi - Goddess of Population (Nigeria)

Wulbari - Ruling God (West Africa)

Wuni - Creator God (Ghana)

Yansan - Goddess of the Wind (Nigeria)

Yasigi - Goddess of the Festival (Mali)

Yeban - God of the Underworld (Mali)

Yurugu - God of Chaos (Mali)

Zanahary - Unisex Creator Goddess (Madagascar)

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#TheUnderGod

happytimemovie

No Sesame. All Street. #HappyTimeMuders is coming to theaters this summer.

paperstakz

A must see

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kimreesesdaughter

20+ Date Ideas

Indoor Skydiving

Helicopter Ride over the city

Flying a plane

Thrifting (picking out outfits for each other)

Cooking together

Local cruise

Gun range (this is all me.)

Racetrack

Amusement Park

Ski trip getaway

Weekend road trip

Pool Hall

Board games (fun in home date)

Video game date (arcade or in home)

Roller skating

Couples massage

Pottery class

Crash a wedding

Pretend you work at Target (this is so fun)

Mystery dinner

Kayaking

Go to IKEA and pick out different rooms in your home

Cuddle and watch 90s reruns

Grocery shopping (Idc, this is fun)

Art gallery

Comedy club

Film festival

Basketball or Football game

Picnic in the park

Be extras in movies (be on a movie set)

Make a fort and….

Make a road trip playlist

Hide and Seek

Truth or Dare

Photoshoot around the city

Water gun fight (be careful if you’re Black)

Paintball or Laser tag

Haunted House

Drive in movie

Bike riding

Rollerblading

Cook Off (invite ya friends/other couples to see who’s the best chef)

Campfire

Test driving

Strangers on a Plane….(when you leave the house and go to a hotel or public place and pretend not to know each other for a wild night)

Prank the kids

Smoke together

Drunk date night (IN THE HOUSE)

A lot of these are group friendly as well! Especially if you’re on a budget. The Ski trip, road trip, laser tag and haunted house are great group/double dates.

onlyblackgirl

My sister and her boyfriend will literally just show up to random people’s wedding and get free food idk how they manage to get in or no one notices but they do it all the time.

kimreesesdaughter

Goals 🙌🏾

unexplainedmind-deactivated2018

Cuddles and 90s reruns 😍🙌🏾

kimreesesdaughter

YES!! And Connect 4!!! Boyyyy. I’d be sprung.

tuflii

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time.

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿

Me: oh my god…

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕

GF: I’m outside, open the door!

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie:

Gf:

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Me: (Opens the door)

Me : Oh My Fuck….

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

GF: (Busts the door down)

GF: Give me my dick right now

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Me: Lets get it!

vegetapsycho

I cannot with this wild ride of a post

fireslug64

Best Post EVER!!!

enlighteneddiva07

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jaiking

The “I just wanna talk babe” part. 😂

paperstakz

Lol

nativeamericanconfessions-deact

There should be a White History Month in America. That way we can teach all about the things White Americans have done in history, like:

1 Cherokee Trail of Tears 2 Japanese American internment 3 Philippine-American War 4 Jim Crow 5 The genocide of Native Americans 6 Transatlantic slave trade 7 The Middle Passage 8 The history of White American racism 9 Black Codes 10 Slave patrols 11 Ku Klux Klan 12 The War on Drugs 13 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo 14 How white racism grew out of slavery and genocide 15 How whites still benefit from slavery and genocide 16 White anti-racism 17 The Southern strategy 18 The rape of enslaved women 19 Madison Grant 20 The Indian Wars 21 Human zoos 22 The colonization of aboriginals in australia 23 White flight 24 Redlining 25 Proposition 14 26 Homestead Act 27 Tulsa Riots 28 Rosewood massacre 29 Tuskegee Experiment 30 Lynching 31 Hollywood stereotypes 32 Indian Appropriations Acts 33 Immigration Act of 1924 34 Sundown towns 35 Chinese Exclusion Act 36 Emmett Till 37 Vincent Chin 38 Islamophobia 39 Indian boarding schools 40 King Philip’s War 41 Bacon’s Rebellion 42 American slavery compared to Arab, Roman and Latin American slavery 43 History of the gun 44 History of the police 45 History of prisons 46 History of white suburbia 47 Lincoln’s racism and anti-racism 48 George Wallace Governor of Alabama 49 Cointelpro 50 Real estate steering 51 School tracking 52 Mass incarceration of black men 53 Boston school busing riots

By the way I got this list from facebook so I’m not an expert but I encourage everyone to look some of this stuff up, and so much more, if I missed something, go ahead and add!

Oh yeah,

54 chopping off indigenous women´s breasts off of leisure during the genocide

55 slamming indigenous children against huge rocks during the genocide

56 spaniards dividing into groups the indigenous women each white settler was gonna own and rape during the american genocide

57 In the catholic missions nailing native americans on crosses to represent the 12 disciples

58 and this: (I recommend the book The American Holocaust)

I don´t think yall understand how wicked these people are

nativeamericanconfessions-deact

59. The Unangan evacuation and internment during World War II

alwaysbewoke

60. Dropping an Atomic Bomb on Japan even though the military knew that Japan was beaten and was near surrender.

61. The government assassination of Martin Luther King Jr

62. White america’s support of Apartheid

63. Nazism

64. Skinheads

65. Various lies attempting to paint Ancient Egyptians as white Europeans

66. “Modifying” authentic Egyptian artworks that demonstrate Black characteristics so they instead made it seem that Egyptians were white

67. Raping of Native American women and girls

68. The murder of Taíno Natives on the island of Ayiti (which we now call Haiti)

69. White racism ingrained in GI Bill, New Deal, Social Security Act and more

70. Second class badge (The History of Racism within Police Departments)

71. The ordering by the PBA to have cops terrorize NYC’s black and Puerto Rican communities

72. The destruction of Black Wall Street

73. The destruction of at least 10 other thriving Black communities

74. The History of Serial Killers (aka white males on murderous rampages)

75. White corporate sweatshop (Nike, Adidas)

76. Human trafficking

77. High rate of child molestation and rape among white communities

78. Forced sterilization of Blacks and Native women

79. Racist indoctrination of Black women through the media (ex: convincing Black women that unless they straightened their hair, they would not be considered beautiful, hired for jobs, make a living and etc)

80. “Last Hired, First Fired” racist hiring practices

81. Creation of various racial slurs

82. Poisoning of the environment through illegal disposal of toxins

morenitadelaluna-deactivated201

🙃

reverseracism

👀 y'all still want it or???

itzyaboy-dame

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

They always ask for it every February

blondie

83. Whitewashing in Hollywood 84. Using National Guard to barricade black folk in a literally burning neighborhood during Watts Rebellion (portrayed as Watts Riots) 85. Mass cultural appropriation by white-owned and white-market brands for profit of Navajo, African-American, Hindi, etc. traditions