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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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for legal purposes everything i have ever said is a joke
Once more another esnupi!!
Snoopy and his Sopwith camel made for my dad for Christmas of 2025. Pattern also by CayenneSunrise on Etsy! I didn't already have all the exact colors the pattern called for so did a lot of color matching with what I did have and it came out very nice. I changed the color of his hat as well, he's shown wearing different colored hats/scarves when he's in his Flying Ace persona and my dad and I are used to the bright green hat and red scarf. Love esnupi 😌
Done on 14 count blue sky printed fabric, dimensions of design are about 7"x6" and framed in a thrifted frame I got for One Whole Dollar
Respect they/them pronouns 🌈🏳️⚧️
i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.
the whole point is to love and be friends with each other. that is all
the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts
Lost media is fascinating from an outsider's perspective because you get facts like "half of all American films made before 1950 and over 90% of films made before 1929 are lost forever" and then you actually see what the community is up to and they've devoted a decade to looking for a lost, supposedly spooky Portuguese SpongeBob commercial that someone mentioned once on 4chan
look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat
solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that
the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty
Jimothy for Disability mascot/icon
Happy disability pride everyone!
[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?
[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.
July 15, 2026 - Activist group "Everyone Hates Elon" installed a guerrilla ad subverting Meta's advertisement campaign for its dystopian surveillance glasses for perverts and stalkers, near Meta's London headquarters.
The lenticular poster changes Kylie Jenner to a They Live style monster with Meta's true message: "WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING". [link]
“Meta has spent years tracking us online,” said a spokesperson for EHE in an email to Hyperallergic. “Now it wants to track us in the real world too.” In an effort to assuage concerns about the glasses secretly recording people, Meta said it would roll out a software update that would disable the camera if the built-in LED recording light was obscured or damaged. However, the product has already been derided extensively online, especially because of its recent popularity with “Manosphere” content creators who post point-of-view recordings of them cold approaching (see: sexually harassing) various women in public without their knowledge. “Meta and Ray-Ban’s new AI glasses can be used to secretly record women and young people for sexual reasons,” the EHE spokesperson continued in their statement to Hyperallergic. “Simply put, that’s abuse.”
leave your laundry on the floor for them
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin