paperweights

i like popping bubble wrap, sleeping in moving vehicles and tapping my spacebar when i'm thinking. none of these are reflected in this blog.

[unpretty]

as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.

[buried-in-stardust]

Writing 天官賜福 (TGCF)

[eng by me]

[penandinkprincess]

hi i just created an excel sheet where i can pick a meal and have it autopopulate the ingredients i'll need as a shopping list

i have never felt so smart

[penandinkprincess]

OH MY GOD I CAN MAKE THEM DROP DOWN LISTS

[penandinkprincess]

THIS IS TRUE POWER

I NEVER HAVE TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT OR MAKE A GROCERY LIST AGAIN

I CAN MAKE THE MACHINE DO IT FOR ME, AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK A FOOD FROM A DROPDOWN LIST

OH MY GOD I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE GAME

[penandinkprincess]

HI IF YOU WANNA MAKE THIS

I DID IT IN GOOGLE'S EXCEL BC THAT'S WHAT I HAVE ACCESS TO ON MY PERSONAL DEVICE. I IMAGINE EXCEL EXCEL IS PROB SIMILAR.

column A: name of the dishes you want/know how to make

column B: ALL of the ingredients for each dish

put FILTER formula in E2. literally type it the exact way you see it here. the only adjustment you'll need to make is B16 and A$16, because you'll need to adjust those for however many rows you have in columns A and B. for example: if you have 100 rows total, you'll need the formula to read =FILTER(B1:B100,D2=A1:A$100). now enter the value (the name of your dish) in D2 to test it out. if you type the name of one of your dishes and it returns ingredients, congrats! you did it.

to make a dropdown list, select the cell you want your dropdown list you want to be in then:

go to Data, and select "Data validation"

click + Add rule

then it'll let you add dropdown options

enter the names from Column A, and bam! you got a dropdown that'll return ingredients!

to make lunch/dinner/etc, use the same =FILTER(B1:B100,D2=A1:A$100), and all you'll be changing is the D2. instead of D2, just put the name of the cell where you'll be putting your dropdown for the meal.

so for mine

Lunch is =FILTER(B1:B100,F2=A1:A$100)

and

Dinner is =FILTER(B1:B100,H2=A1:A$100)

voila, my friends! you now have a drop down mealplanner that'll autopopulate ingredients

ENJOY NOT HAVING TO MEALPLAN OR WRITE GROCERY LISTS FROM SCRATCH EVER AGAIN OKAY BYE

[metamagic-adept]

normal sounding nicknames that are actually short for random words/unconventional names:

Ted, short for Haunted

Levi, short for Leviathan

Sue, short for Suture

Babs, short for Babylon

Nic, short for Funicular

Roy, short for Corduroy

Maggie, short for Magnet

Sassy, short for Assassin

Ward, short for Windward

Fisher, short for Kingfisher

Cal, short for Calligraphy

Vera, short for Veracity

Ava, short for Avalanche

Gil, short for Gilded

Sam, short for Flotsam

[i-fernanda-dias]

[saiubin-deactivated20180714]

[lustik]

Danish handmade ceramics by Caroline Arnecke.

Etsy Shop.

[memorian]

I love Guillermo del Toro.

[rineechan]

“We all are Jaegers inside of which scared children live.”

[crabdominalpain]

“Whats UP YOUTUBE! Today we gonna do another Unboxing Video!” *a shovel in hand, I enter the Graveyard*

[rotfae]

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

[kermiehere]

Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry

[odin-n-out]

honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes

[cliffracer]

the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over

[sadmomhair]

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

[1010meha]

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[matthieuvenot]

Matthieu Venot l 2017

[just-shower-thoughts]

With smartphones, we’ve gone back to pulling something out of our pocket to check the time.

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

Oh my god 😻

[thejakelikesonions]

Maybe he’s running from the truth

[frollosuggestions]

The signs as pictures of Frollo!

Aries: 

Taurus: 

Ha-Ha! 

I have tricked you! 

Astrology is a tool of the devil