Paper Youth

This blog is a mess.

[zemestoun]

Incredibly beautiful details of the work of Hayv Kahraman (Iraqi, b. 1981)

[lolfactory]

[allisonmoon]

That face is priceless.

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

this is why black people don’t fuck around in the wilderness. deer be falling out of trees and shit.

[onlyblackgirl]

What kinda shit……

[sapphicnymph-deactivated2016020]

I love that there’s a warning for falling deer but nothing about “oh by the way there are LEOPARDS HERE maybe watch out for them too”

[kittens-jpg]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i warned u all

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[whitmoreindustries]

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[myshipssank]

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

[not-selfconfrontation]

Former Palos Verdes HS Student Acquitted Of South LA Gang Murder Has 'Newfound Love For The Law'

Cameron Terrell, 18, of Palos Verdes Estates was acquitted of first-degree murder Monday after a 10-day jury deliberation.

Here’s Cameron Terrell, a rich white boy who lives in a million dollar neighborhood, who joined a gang in LA. He drove himself and 2 other gang members in his fathers luxury Mercedes Benz to a rival gang territory to do a drive by. After spotting a young black male (Justin Holmes) standing outside, Cameron and his 2 new gang buddies decided to kill him. Cameron is not in jail like the other 2 young black males who committed this crime with him (his parents were able to post his $500k bond and has been enjoying a home school education since October). Cameron was acquitted because they said he was just fascinated with gang life, he read books on gang life, and wanted to see what it was all about. His lawyer said Cameron should not be criticized for being “open-minded” about friends who “walk a different path”. 

His lawyers said that Terrell could not have possibly been aware of the other two men’s intentions to commit murder because if he was, he wouldn’t have taken his daddy’s car….the most bullshit excuse I’ve heard all day. There are people  losing years of their life in jail for selling weed but this dumb white boy gets off scot free for driving the getaway car in a murder. 

[mejustdoingme]

THEY DROVE HIS CAR TO KILL SOMEONE AND HE GETS OFF SCOT FREE BECAUSE HE WAS FASCINATED AND SHOULDN’T BE PUNISHED BECAUSE HE IS OPEN MINDED. Open minded is trying new food or going to a new club not fucking killing someone

HE WAS IN THE FUCKING GANG.

[africanaquarian]

white privilege is crazy

[rv-is-deactivated20250119]

mcu cancelled. thor ragnarok and black panther belong to the mamma mia cinematic universe now

[chessys]

me @ myself: give her time

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[sheabutterbitch]

Someone on here once pointed out how whenever beauty vloggers on youtube do those, “my boyfriend does my makeup” challenges; the guy never seems to know what he’s doing, he doesn’t know what contouring is or highlighting and everyone thinks he’s just being a dude but really it shows that he obviously doesn’t watch his girlfriend’s videos that she’s clearly passionate about making, if he can’t understand something as simple as a primer and that really sucks

I also think about how wild it is that women get mocked and made fun of for pretending to be interested in sports and other things that are typically understood as male interests, and it seems like we’re the weird ones for doing that, but it’s crazy how there’s no pressure on men to be interested in, or at least understand anything considered feminine, like, wouldn’t you want to have knowledge about something your significant other is interested in?

I see memes where the guy is shopping for what to get his girlfriend and someone suggests a highlighter and dude goes out and gets sharpie highlighters! Then people think it’s hilarious, because he’s just a guy being a dude y'know but if a girl doesn’t know shit about basketball, or football, or video games, or cars, or comics or whatever else she’s an idiot

[710m]

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

[mjalti]

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

[robotlyra]

Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.

[tae-kun]

The Porn Bots have officially overran Tumblr

[hennypendergrass]

Bruh it’s like the second wave