living my roaring twenties

i trip and fall in love just like a tuesday drunk i always go all in, all in, all in

[redglassbird]

Me, shoving my earbuds in all the way to my brain: this will fix me

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[clottedcreamfudge]

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[penny-anna]

honestly funny to me that project hail mary stars Ryan Gosling bcos like imagine being an alien and the first human you meet is Ryan Gosling. im imagining Rocky trying to figure out how physical attractiveness works for humans (u know out of scientific curiosity) and while trying to get a fix on it being like 'Grace considered attractive??' and Grace is like nooo not really I'm pretty regular.

& then later in the event of making contact w other humans Rocky being like 'so that was a fucking lie'

[penny-anna]

his innate awkwardness would cancel out his Ryan Goslingness a bit. im imagining the other astronauts working with him for months and then one day being like 'you ever notice how Doctor Grace looks a lot like Ryan Gosling?' 'nah, I don't see it'

[penny-anna]

#maybe it's just me but that just makes him more attractive#conventionally attractive movie star ryan gosling? 😴#awkward funny guy in a situation that happens to look like ryan gosling? 👀👀👀

PHM staff having an ongoing debate with regards to who is hotter: hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling OR Doctor Grace?

[lizclimo]

[slunch]

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

[srdcovka]

[mereologic]

you've got to admit you were wrong every once in a while. it gives other people false hope that they can convince you of things

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[emilyscartoons]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

Being extremely temporary confers on you the same reckless boldness as being immortal

[fukurouonthesea]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

just wants a sippy. of tears :>

ink: small batch floral ink collection orange i bought in china, idk the brand since i lost the packaging

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[emilyscartoons]

New series of Nuns starts today, and my shop is finally restockedt and ready! emilyscartoons.myshopify.com for comic booklets and prints :)

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[11thsense]

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[astronyu]