living my roaring twenties

i trip and fall in love just like a tuesday drunk i always go all in, all in, all in

[redglassbird]

Me, shoving my earbuds in all the way to my brain: this will fix me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[prokopetz]

Unreliable narrator abruptly realising they've mixed up which narrative thread is the red herring and which is the actual plot and they've been deceiving the audience about the wrong thing the entire time.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[lunamonchtuna]

— Amal El-Mohtar, from This Is How You Lose the Time War (via lunamonchtuna)

[emilyscartoons]

Chin chin sister 🍸

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[clottedcreamfudge]

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[penny-anna]

honestly funny to me that project hail mary stars Ryan Gosling bcos like imagine being an alien and the first human you meet is Ryan Gosling. im imagining Rocky trying to figure out how physical attractiveness works for humans (u know out of scientific curiosity) and while trying to get a fix on it being like 'Grace considered attractive??' and Grace is like nooo not really I'm pretty regular.

& then later in the event of making contact w other humans Rocky being like 'so that was a fucking lie'

[penny-anna]

his innate awkwardness would cancel out his Ryan Goslingness a bit. im imagining the other astronauts working with him for months and then one day being like 'you ever notice how Doctor Grace looks a lot like Ryan Gosling?' 'nah, I don't see it'

[penny-anna]

#maybe it's just me but that just makes him more attractive#conventionally attractive movie star ryan gosling? 😴#awkward funny guy in a situation that happens to look like ryan gosling? 👀👀👀

PHM staff having an ongoing debate with regards to who is hotter: hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling OR Doctor Grace?

[lizclimo]

[slunch]

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

[srdcovka]

[aorish]

you've got to admit you were wrong every once in a while. it gives other people false hope that they can convince you of things

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take