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tropiyas

weaponized competence

tropiyas

learned helpfulness

theboxfort

Peace and love

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

enjoloras-deactivated20220821

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

kingarniestar-deactivated202509

me when im a flea

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

podcastwizard

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

feralkobold

WAKEY WAKEY!! GOOD MORNING!!🩷🩷✨️💃🏻

the-frightening-ghoul

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boxbl0gs

are you awake yet

the-frightening-ghoul

sometiktoksarevalid

homophobla

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

homophobla

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

fleshengine

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

pinene

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

therisingking

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

saturniandragon

lingonberry24

foolishmortal

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

therisingking

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

findingfeather

Look you have CLEARLY been here long enough to see that coming.

kosmogrl

april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good

disteal

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

disteal

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

butwhatisit

oh my god finally I found it, the original audio

years I have spent convinced the other video wasn't the original source with absolutely no evidence and now I am vindicated

sharkodactyl

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"