[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[trubbbish]

i reblogged this and immediately "rested my eyes." for four hours

[amateur-forklift-driver]

Reblog to send your mutuals to snorkmimimi land

[byjove]

If EVERYBODY in your life hates your significant other then they are the problem. If it is one or two people like a family member you have a turbulent relationship with and one friend who’s always been kind of jealous, maybe they just hate your success. But most of the time that is not the case and the people who are closest to you and love you and have had your back for years probably know when your new relationship is toxic and/or doomed.

[byjove]

“My friends don’t talk to me anymore because of my boyfriend.” Who do you talk to now, other than him?

[naamahdarling]

YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.

Inverse also true! If your partner dislikes most of the people you are close to or gets really pouty about you spending some time with them and keeping in touch, that's a huge red flag.

If you don't have people over anymore or don't take your partner places because your partner's behavior is embarrassing or noxious, something is very very wrong.

[adventurous-nerd]

So this is crystal clear to me now, in hindsight because, y'know.. But also add on to that list 'I don't want to talk about my relationship with my nearest and dearest because I feel like I have to defend it' is also something to look out for.

[movingracefully-deactivated2024]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon String Art made by atthedrivein

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[crow-caller]

when you’re on watch and roll low perception and the DM starts rolling a bunch of dice

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[retrogamingblog]

Pokeball Interiors made by Susan Lao

[exigencelost]

Okay if i’m being honest i don’t really know what people mean when they say they feel rested

[dianapforlunch]

Who the fuck did this

[wormspeddler]

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

thank you for sharing your story

[sapphicisms]

if you’re butch in public you’re showing kids what kind of woman they can be. you’re a marvel and an open door. you are something they might have thought was impossible. you are the proof little butch girls need that they can exist grown up and happy and handsome without changing a single thing

[foleypdx]

Needed to hear this. 

[zozzlez]

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.

[neonprotagonist]

[kajsa-sosa]

when you woke af but it’s spiritually mentally and emotionally draining

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]