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Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY
(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)
It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:
So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest
I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭
Should I tell her 🤭
NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO
That is a new level of containment breach
free my girl she did all that but can you fucking blame her
Our 14th most-read article of 2025. - - -It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say whe
[comparing myself to someone who does nothing but watch movies] aww man i don't watch nearly as many movies as this person [comparing myself to someone who does nothing but read books] aww man i don't read nearly as many books as this person [comparing myself to someone who does nothing but draw] aww man i don't draw nearly as much as this person
there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this
the french beatles
jean, paul, george, et ringeaux
Ahhhhh the beginning of episode 3 (yes, I am badly behind) is soooo good though?
Like... this is her first experience of the brutality and trauma of this world. And (although this hasn't been explicitly stated yet in the show I think everyone watching already knows) is it NOT his. He has become somewhat inured to the violence and danger of this world.
And when she says thank goodness he is also a transmigrator cos otherwise she'd be all alone... His face. Because that's exactly what he was living until she came along.
And yet, and YET, he still offers to send her away out of the palace if she wants, where she would be safe and not have to suffer. He would deprive himself of her desperately desperately needed companionship in order to protect her.
I am DYING.
4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun
its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly
reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies
this is killing me it's so cute
make that canon white girl non-white!
make that canon skinny girl fat!
PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART
you two are right. MAKE THAT CANON GUY A GIRL!!!!
im gonna kill someone if people keep making this about guys
"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit
postcanon, wei wuxian leaves the cloud recesses.
hearing this news, a man with a significant grudge against the yiling patriarch hires an assassin to kill said yiling patriarch. this man offers the equivalent of $30,000, so the assassin accepts.
the assassin then thinks things through and realizes that this is the yiling patriarch they're talking about. but the assassin still wants the $30,000. so the assassin comes up with a solution: he hires another assassin and offers the second assassin $15,000 to kill the yiling patriarch.
the second assassin wants the $15,000, so she accepts. the second assassin has the exact same realization as the first assassin. but the second assassin wants the $15,000, and so decides to solve the problem by hiring a third assassin for $7,500.
the third assassin also wants money, so he accepts as well. but then the third assassin realizes he probably can't take the yiling patriarch either.....so he hires a fourth assassin for $4,000.
the fourth assassin - proving herself no different than any of the other assassins in this subcontractor chain - then hires a fifth assassin to do the job for $1,000.
$1,000 is honestly not a lot of money for an assassination. but the fifth assassin initially accepts anyways. however, the fifth assassin then has a crisis of conscience: no matter how he thinks about it, $1,000 for a human life does not seem like an equivalent exchange.
so the fifth assassin contacts the yiling patriarch, arranges to meet with him in a public location, and explains all of the above to him.
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meanwhile, from a different POV - things did not work out between wei wuxian and lan wangji. though their relationship started out positive, it ended up falling apart rather spectacularly; due to this, wei wuxian no longer lives in the cloud recesses and no longer has lan wangji's financial support. furthermore, because wei wuxian said some rather nasty things to lan wangji in the tail end of their relationship, everyone at the cloud recesses fully sided with lan wangji; thus, wei wuxian now no longer has the financial support of anyone else in the cloud recesses, either.
now, wei wuxian makes a living as a rogue cultivator on his own. he manages to scrape by on funds from nighthunts. however - ironically enough - the measures spearheaded by himself and lan wangji in order to make the great sects more proactively protect the people now mean there's fewer jobs available for him, so he's not making much.
which is all to say: wei wuxian is also in dire need of some money.
therefore, when the regretful fifth assassin spills all of the above to wei wuxian, wei wuxian proposes a plan of his own: he and the last assassin will fake wei wuxian's murder, and then the last assassin and wei wuxian will split the $1,000.
the fifth assassin agrees. thus, wei wuxian and the fifth assassin fake wei wuxian's death. the fifth assassin then receives his payment, and both the fifth assassin and wei wuxian walk away with $500 apiece. afterwards, wei wuxian goes into hiding.
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meanwhile, jiang cheng's spies report that wei wuxian has disapppeared.
jiang cheng immediately suspects bullshit, so he begins to investigate. along the way, lan wangji finds out about wei wuxian's disappearance as well, and so freely appends himself to jiang cheng's investigation.
jiang cheng very quickly finds the man who hired the first assassin - bragging in a private business meeting about having finally gotten revenge on the yiling patriarch. a rather upset jiang cheng then kidnaps this man and extracts all the information he can get out of him.
using this information, jiang cheng and lan wangji track down the first assassin. using the same means, jiang cheng and lan wangji then obtain the name of the second assassin. using this method, an increasingly upset jiang cheng and lan wangji work their way down the chain of assassins.....all the way until they gets to the fifth assassin, who confesses immediately to having conspired with wei wuxian to fake wei wuxian's death.
afterwards, it is not particularly difficult to dig up wei wuxian from where he has gone into hiding. jiang cheng strangles wei wuxian for no money at all.
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#that’s crazy that that’s real i thought this was from star wars (aotc) via @iprocrastinateeverything
you're literally correct tho
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
Also stay away from people who say shit like "sexual attraction and romance addles the mind and makes you crazy and irrational and this is why being aro/ace makes you intellectually superior." I've seen that a couple times times on this hellsite. Stay away from anyone who tries to convince you that your racial identity/cultural identity/gender identity/sexual orientation/neurodivergence/any other intrinsic quality makes you a member of some master race that is inherently superior to the other humans.
You are not immune to exceptionalist propaganda.
tags from @aethersea
#it is somewhat daunting to grapple with the fact that every single human on the planet is exactly as special as every other #there's no story. there's no protagonist. there are only billions of narratives playing out all around you #in all their disorganized mundane chaos #and you are just one of them #it can be daunting and you don't have to dwell on it but you do have to know it's true #also just. there is not a single group out there that is Better than every other #that's fascism babes! #and I am not being hyperbolic!#the fascist ideology is 'we the in-group are objectively better than [insert convenient scapegoat minority] #but they are STEALING OUR [jobs/resources/women/etc] so we need to BAND TOGETHER against these dangerous illicit forces!' #I'm not saying indigo children conspiracies are fascism. what I am saying is they're the same structure of worldview #there is a Special Group and there's everyone else and the Special Group deserves better #(oh and also you should believe all the esoteric stuff our glorious leaders say even though it contradicts science/the news/reality) #so just. be careful out there.