Patron saint of one way trips

Hey, I'm Mazky! He/They

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[paradoxincognito]

I love this stupid broken game. I hate it so much and love it so dearly.

[paradoxincognito]

I HAVE IT.

The pikmin i drew and my gf colored and shaded. I had never drawn on an iPad before it was very pleasant. The pikmin is not having a pleasant time.

Inspired by that one blue pikmin shocked reaction image

[paradoxincognito]

Please ask me things I am so lonely

You can be anon if you like

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[maru046]

Yes, more bloodymary… this time it’s a scene from where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms

[paradoxincognito]

tlou ep 3 gays. We all know who's who

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[paradoxincognito]

I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKING LOVE SPIDERVERSE AUS I FUCKI

[whereserpentswalk]

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

[awritersbro]

We need cities that do not resent the fact that people live in them

[the-haiku-bot]

We need cities that

do not resent the fact that

people live in them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[paradoxincognito]

3 legs is a VERY IMPORTANT INGREDIENT

Sent from my it's

[seth-whumps]

characters raised to be tools

Weapons. Trained, tested, forged in steel and fire. Failure is an inevitability that ends in death. Pain should not be felt--it should be recognized, familiar, and inconsequential

Martyrs. In the form of servants and princes, of leaders and underdogs. If blood is necessary, the martyr will lift their hands and offer it all

Shields. Like tempering a sword, but only to bear and not to lash out. Wounds are medals--not symbols of pride, but symbols of worth. A pretty shield is useless; scars mean a job well done

Experiments. Raised on the cold comfort of a lab table. Restraints are only necessary when they're not in their right mind. Is it honorable, to be twisted beyond recognition? Or is it just a necessary evil?

Monsters. Cruelty, caution, and regarding one as a creature beyond reasonable thought is tempering in its own right. But if you keep a leash at the right length, perhaps the massecre won't reach you. One can hope.

Idols. Pretty face, pretty name, pretty hands around their shoulders and throat. There to seduce, manipulate, force any feeling to come to the surface and twist it to their favor. Any genuinity stays locked behind the guilded cage that surrounds their pretty little heart

Trophies. Status and wealth and the traditions that keep someone at their heels, on their knees, to display and serve and decorate one's ballroom.

Sacrifices. Drenched in honorable clothes, prepared and adored and cleansed. The gift of hope at the cost of one's life. Is it taken with no fight? How can you escape the ropes you were born in?

[literalcyborg]

@hazen-star

[hazen-star]

awawwawawaaw

[paradoxincognito]

Anya

[paradoxincognito]

For my own sake I am not allowed on my following page because Kasper keeps posting backrooms spoilers like a gay little chud /lovingly

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[mariliuiw-ts4]

DEFAULT grade school homework replacement by mariliuiw

Default replacement for primary school homework. There are three cover swatches to choose from, as well as page replacements. Compatible with the base game.

You can have only one replacement of this item at a time, otherwise they will conflict with each other. Please add ONLY ONE of the three files to your game.

Swatches:

Thanks to @s00nechko for help with the UV maps and for the screenshot for the post’s cover image. I really appreciate it 🧡

DOWNLOAD (Patreon, public release June 11th)

[mariliuiw-ts4]

Available for FREE!

[jerseymuppet]

Happy Juneteenth to black trans femmes and black non binary people and black lesbians of all shapes and sizes and black trans masculines and black gender non conforming people and black asexuals and our cis and het siblings. Happy Juneteenth to every single black person PERIOD.

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[paradoxincognito]

rat in cage :[[

[aloedadragon]

I need to spread the propaganda GO MY PHM IRON LUNG GENLOSS CROSSOVER EDIT

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

First of all absolutely incredible edit I love it so so much

Secondly I always giggle to myself whenever I see something like this because this image beams itself into my mind when I see myself pop up alongside these movies

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[paradoxincognito]

I am causing problems today