[fionas-frenzy]

Shout-out to women in STEM (Sarcasm, Trauma, Evilness, Manslaughter)

[were--ralph]

[joyflameball]

Please for the love of god unmute

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[bowenoke]

did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"

[frankencanon]

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DQqsq47gebe/

[paradoxpuss]

I thought there was a lizard in the cream puff oops

[only-cat-memes]

[apoemaday]

Sonnet 116

by William Shakespeare

Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments; love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O, no, it is an ever-fixèd mark, That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth’s unknown, although his heighth be taken. Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks Within his bending sickle’s compass come; Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, But bears it out even to the edge of doom. If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

[beastliness]

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[ketchuplaser]

[melonwah]

[importantcatpics]

[hbmmaster]

once again participating in No December November, where the challenge is to abstain from december for the entire month of november

[seachick]

sabrina carpenter films her feather music video in a church in brooklyn > outcry at her being sexy in a church > the priest in charge of the church is investigated and stripped of his duties > the investigation reveals business deals between the priest and then mayor of NYC eric adams > adams is investigated further and is indicted on bribery, campaign finance, and conspiracy offenses > the charges are dropped by trump administration in exchange for help with ice raids and he can run for reelection > nyc obvious says fuck that guy and he drops out > zohran mamdani runs for mayor and wins

[paradoxpuss]

I love a good chronological historical short form tower moment