The Parallel System

DID system - 18yrs old They/Them collectively Feel free to interact!!

[parallel-system]

System

Heyo! This account is just us as a polyfrag-DID system posting things we find funny and sharing system things! Body is an adult

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[artemis-the-catgrill]

reposting this so staff will have a harder time trying to make everyone forget it <3

[cabbage-loaf]

fuck staff so fucking much

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[andlatitude]

That other Wolfwood is about to miss out

[tripp-pants-mew-mew]

time to break this out again

[vitece]

What if....

I've been thinking a lot about what kind of person Legato would have become if he had been saved by someone like Vash

[for-those-who-wait]

You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

I didn't see any art of this scene so I decided to throw this in the ring because I thought it was very funny

[bookoramaenderteeth]

[exchlomation]

More Zim rot

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh good I'm not the only one who noticed I thought I was going insane. 90% of the stuff that people seem to want to automate with LLMs to 'revolutionise [X] industry' was already being automated much better with bots, which is depressing because before this wave of LLMs we were all complaining about how shitty all the bots make everything when they're used to do things that shouldn't be automated, but now even a misimplemented non-AI bot is a comparative relief.

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[eulers-babe]

for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

[whatever-go-my-bugs]

This is the exact reason I'm actually taking jury duty seriously

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[theflowerwar-deactivated2025091]

We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

[theflowerwar-deactivated2025091]

Seeing people wonder “how can people say stuff like this” and “why does [x misogynistic thing] keep happening” is a bit disorienting because when you take a five second pause to think about it you can realize quite immediately that it’s because people hate women. Like guys… people HATE women.

[cigarettesforcats]