Im back and I cannot be stopped

I was here when I was 12 and now im 24 25* 27* as i get older this joke will only get funnier. I am trans.

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Yeah, this is currently my interpretation of the subtext

and just text at this point

She's been treated as completely undesirable, scary, and dangerous. just the idea anyone could ever like her back is new to her, and Noelle had to spell it out for her in a very direct way, and even then Susie is still worried that someone like her just can't ever make a relationship work.

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[withoutideas]

There was a parenting-kids-with-trauma book I remember running into around 2010 (I was not and am still not a parent, but I am an older sibling) that had a lovely little slogan I like to quote all the time:

“It’s not about the Cheerios.”

This was in reference to a story about a kid flipping the HELL out into a full-blown panic about running out of their favorite cereal. Not a tantrum, not a whine-fest, but an all-hands-on-deck, code-red, world-is-ending blowup.

The kid had originally come from a very unstable situation and experienced food deprivation. The new adoptive parents were stumped, because look at all the other food! You’re safe! We can get the Cheerios tomorrow!

But it wasn’t really about the Cheerios, it was about that first flicker of unease triggering all the old trauma. From the outside, it looked ridiculous. To the trauma-trained reaction of the kid’s brain, it made perfect sense.

Human brains are weird, and we’re all out here trying to survive. Sometimes our brains do this in socially acceptable, convenient ways. But not often.

(The book was titled “Beyond Logic, Consequences or Control” I think, I’ll look it up and edit this in a bit.)

[thememedaddy]

[matchamilk030]

breaking out of my hiatus just to redraw that fuckass expression they did in the new chapter

might redraw the other glorious expressions they did aswell

[rhysepicgaypalace]

assorted ch5 thoughts

[magicalgio]

Repeating once again for those who dont get it

Headcanon: head+canon. It’s in your head

Your own spin, contribution, a reimagined version. This is where your own input and extra pizazz comes into play. You needn’t justify anything here to anyone, and everyone is free to just accept or deny anything based on what they feel makes sense or they like.

Reading: from the english verb: to read

This is your own interpretation of the canon text. You are not adding or modifying anything, you are working within the context the material is presented in. The new meaning comes from the derived context. People can agree or disagree on varying levels but they must entertain the idea of the material being made to be read in said context.

Yes this is about galsei. Galsei, or transfem ralsei, is a READING. Not an Headcanon. So much of the canon material makes sense and is resolved by this additional context, and it plays into the main themes of deltarune (predestination against free will). You may not believe it yet, as well as you are free to believe that eggs are fruit and humans produce juice. That’s not a valid objection though.

[captainkisser]

our princess of the dark

[princessralsei]

I don't think I'll ever forget this chapter.

She's... Here. After 8 long years.

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[im-mender]

is it normal for social battery to look like this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[twixie-forever]

ralsei gender envy

[depsidase]

[tboy-trash]

straight men enduring 24/7 sexual assault each other in order to not be labeled faggots is honestly the best example of how masculinity operates. the other day before work a coworker fr shoved a finger in another coworker's ass (above pants) as one of their little "ha ha you're gay" jokes. fuck is wrong with them. equal parts disgusted and fascinated by their behaviour.

[tboy-trash]

of course these people are fucked up and unable to hold healthy relationships grounded in mutual respect! they're constantly assaulting and being assaulted by their friends just to Not Be Gay/Like A Girl!!!

[tboy-trash]

the biggest reason men refuse to recognize a lot of what they do to women as sexual harassment/assault is bc of their misogyny and wanting to maintain our power over women, 100%. BUT can i just point out that maybe a smaller but not-insignificant reason might also be that they can't even recognize sexual assault when other men do it to them???? i didn't tell that coworker bc he's an asshole, but i have had to tell other guys at work "hey what they're doing to you is terrible and you shouldn't have to put up with it you know" which most of them hadn't ever been told before because """""roughhousing""""" is part of that "boys will be boys" thing that makes everyone ignore our abuse

[tboy-trash]

"boys will be boys" okay well maybe boys should be shot