I’m Not On Much, But I Do Exist

[jaztice]

The Extra Ordinary Kickstarter is now live!!!

Have you ever wanted to play a story game about kids with powers on the run? Are you a fan of Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, or Animorphs? Did you wish all the kids in Stranger Things had powers like Eleven? Does a mix between X Men and The Goonies sound like a good time to you?

If yes, check out my game! Extra Ordinary is a rules-light, narrative-driven storytelling TTRPG about kids with extraordinary powers on the run from danger in the ordinary world. It uses no dice and has no game master—instead, everyone has narrative control and responsibility, and you use tokens to determine story beats and action outcomes. Funding now on Kickstarter!

The Kickstarter | The Quickstart | The Actual Play Video (part 1) | The Actual Play Video (part 2)

[casually-salad]

cutie pox chronicles, full master-post.

welcome to my sick and twisted world.. everything will be found below.

so firstly! i know theres a couple people coming from off tumblr sites to check this out (( hi jay!!! )) so ill explain somethin real quick!

All of my comics have hand written text! now sometimes these can be hard to read, and so if you press this button ( image below ) and ive wrote out all the text in there for your convenience! make sure as well to read the body of the post and also the tags! usually i have some post upload thoughts or feelings i talk about there - some add context and some are fun!

normally i would recommend going through my archive and searching for "mlp infection au" or "cutie pox chronicles" but you wont have to do that here - but for nontumblr users if you want to check out other blogs i recommend that method.

now before reading there is a massive trigger warning: on all posts with these topics everything is tagged as "tw (topic)" and so i would recommend blocklisting ones that make you uncomfortable or understand what youre going into! triggering contents include: blood, gore, body horror, eye horror and eye trauma, child death, dismemberment, and cannibalism.

now! all posts will be in upload order, liked here with the title and the in story date ( as it changes. ) as well as which posts are single images and which ones are comics. when looking at stat sheets, the more full the better! 0% - or empty health is death, and 0%- or empty, composure is maina. alright!!!!! here we gooooo!!

The Cutie Pox. (day 0) comic

stat sheets ( day 1 ) comic?

Lillys last cutiemark. - single

first sightings -single

first nights out. - comic

how far away does a home stray? - single

lillys last mark - comic

the everfree - single

from hell and back - comic (day 0)

imbalance - comic (day 2)

finding the spark - comic

moon dancers melancholy part 1 - comic

moon dancer sheet - single

fleeting feelings - comic

helping hoof..? - comic

moon dancers melancholy part 2 - comic

freezerburnt - comic

fleeting calmness - comic ( day 3 )

dreams fall hard today - comic

princesses stat sheets - comic?

wilting lilly - comic

youre going to live with that guilt - comic

home - home again. - comic ( day 4 )

hurt everywhere you go part 1 - comic

bracing for impact ( hurt everywhere you go part 2) - comic

get well - comic

fly free canary. - comic

getting worse - comic

a storm on the horizon- comic (day 5 )

CLOSING THOUGHTS:

i really never thought this comic would get me as far as it did, seince i started posting i went from having 100 followers to about 210, thats more than double! thats insane. i wont lie i am SOOOO ANXIOUS to have such a following!!!!! usually my posts prior wouldnt get more than 5 notes but now!! almost all of them ( at least of this comic ) have over 30 on every one!!! thats just, so crazy. i hope everyone continues to look forward as i begin preparation on chapter 2, and what else i have to offer on here - i have a whole lot more story to tell and im excited to!

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[gumi-megpoidd]

Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Hey rb this!!!

[ahamkaracature]

Guys don’t share this kinda thing people may use it to get access to the dnd source books for free instead of paying for them. This is extremely dangerous for the flawless company that wizards of the coast is.

[welcometotheorbitinghotel]

I wrote,, a post about how all the "rip to Orpheus but I'm different" posts are valid but have we considered that they're valid because Jon isn't Orpheus he's Eurydice, but Tumblr ate it so I wrote a real weird angry monster boyfriend poem instead

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They call me Orpheus, say I will not return

say you can't tame the devil with a song.

They call him Eurydice, say he's gone for good,

say love is not enough to turn him home.

And Orpheus is beautiful, and Orpheus is Love,

and Orpheus ran in without a plan

with a tune so sweet he nearly changed the tides-

but Orpheus' mistake was his blinded eyes

And me? Oh, I live to understand.

I am not Orpheus, I am Eurydice,

I will pull the my fool lover

from the Underworld where he

has fallen in line with the stillness

of ten thousand un-beating hearts

remind him of first love's music and

sonnets in the dark of a doorway

unknown to all but us.

Hades thinks he can claim him Persephone,

Hades thinks six months is enough to

blind him with the fog of the Lethe

but I am Eyes and Tongue and Knowing and

Hades is only lonely and

Hades thinks wrong.

I know Orpheus better, I know the way

he moves words through his teeth like

a siren's song, he can tame the seas

and where he stumbles I will hold

the melody.

I am not Orpheus, I am Eurydice,

and Orpheus is beautiful, and Orpheus is Love,

and Orpheus is the songbird that woke Death

with a tune so sweet a monster trailed behind-

but Orpheus' downfall was his doubting eyes

And me? Oh, I walk these tunnels blind.

[j-nor-deactivated20251222]

Hello Janort do you have a wiki or something for types of clowns like fools tea cup rodeo etc?

Hello epicsadman, unfortunately most wikis on clown husbandry are rather unhelpful, it’s difficult to find information on exotic pets like that, but I can guide you to some tumblr posts from sources I trust! (Sorry in advance if it looks bad!!! I am an idiot using mobile so I’m trying my best!)

Brief guide to clown breeds:

What are the Different Clown Breeds?

A Quick Guide to Clown Breeds Today I'd like to discuss the amazing genetic diversity found in our delightful clowns. Most of my informatio

Info on teacups and cross breeds:

I read a rough guide to some clown breeds and had some interconnected questions, I was hoping you could fill in some blanks for me. Are tea

Guides to care:

is it ok to have clowns around pets? i have a hamster and cats and i want to keep all parties safe. are there some breeds which are safer ar

The “I probably shouldn’t have clowns” Starter Pack

The “I probably shouldn’t have clowns” Starter Pack

What breed of clown would you suggest that goes well with other clowns? The one I have now, Beebo, is a breed I'm not entirely sure about (t

can I request a rundown on the basics of caring for & identifying porcelain teacup clowns? —🦇 You’ve absolutely come to the right place! I

I’ve tried to include only true information, feel free to correct me if anything’s wrong. I assume you’ve already browsed the clown husbandry wiki, which has little info on the breeds you mentioned, but just incase, here it is:

Beginner's Guide

Welcome to the beginner's Guide! Here you will learn what to know when entering the clown husbandry community. Clown Husbandry is a tag that

Hope this helps!

[paranoiamanifest]

The bots have returned with a vengeance. I must be more careful when I eradicate them this time

[cryptidw00rm]

theres a snake in my boot!

[cryptidw00rm]

transgendah swagness

[snekberry]

the archivist gets top surgery <3

[paranoiamanifest]

My chaotic good barbarian from the Feywilds who has so far done nothing but accidentally intimidate townsfolk and murder enemies by literally cutting them in half just adopted a 2 day old half goblin half gnome baby because the goblins she was with were mistreating her and now he's bought her a tiny little princess dress, a crown, a custom made baby goblin sized great axe, and a dog. He has also given her a platinum piece and 4 gold pieces from his own stash to do whatever she wants with it and has vowed to take care of her with his life.

[paranoiamanifest]

Okay so I normally wouldn't do this, but we've hit rough times and I really need money. I can't get a job anywhere I could get to because any location that would accept me is closed down due to Covid. I'm starting commissions! I'll do things for pretty cheap because I'm not that great at art yet, so if you like my art, there's a good chance you can get something you like from me. I'm not going to beg for likes and followers or for people to spread this because we can technically survive without anything extra, but I would appreciate a little help.

[paranoiamanifest]

Forgot to add, please dm me if you are interested. We can talk things out there

[paranoiamanifest]

Okay so I normally wouldn't do this, but we've hit rough times and I really need money. I can't get a job anywhere I could get to because any location that would accept me is closed down due to Covid. I'm starting commissions! I'll do things for pretty cheap because I'm not that great at art yet, so if you like my art, there's a good chance you can get something you like from me. I'm not going to beg for likes and followers or for people to spread this because we can technically survive without anything extra, but I would appreciate a little help.

[paranoiamanifest]

Okay but once one of our dms saw a joke post on here and was inspired to create a homebrewed gaydar dagger called the gaydagger that counted as magical and looked and acted just like any other dagger, but glowed a special color as soon as it was within proximity of a person in the lgbt community specifically so that my tiny, very gay half elf Bard who was essentially druid kin (ie, a druid in every way except they were a bard) would point it at the high priest of a cult that hated anything that differed from the societal norm and it would just light up in a blinding rainbow, signifying him as, quote, the big gay, and sending his cult into absolute discord without us ever needing to fight. The priest was planned to, once realizing his internalized homophobia and learning to accept himself, ascend to become a god and help us along our journy, forever in our favor for opening his eyes to the walking rainbow he was truly meant to become. The campaign sadly never happened, but we joked about it a lot. Sometimes I wonder how bright the gaydagger would glow for me, a trans masc, gender fluid, pan romantic asexual, and smile. Maybe, just maybe, I too will one day ascend to become the almighty big gay.

[paranoiamanifest]

I'm really mad because I typed up this big old thing explaining how in a d&d campaign two characters, mine included, were assumed by everyone to be in a gay relationship for some reason and they actually had a lot of evidence but it was all a huge misunderstanding and no one believes them now, but as I posted it Tumblr glitched and now it's not up and also not saved as a draft so I lost like 15 minutes of explaining and I am upset.

[paranoiamanifest]

Hey everybody, blog creator here. I'm gonna be purging this blog of almost everything so I can restart anew. This is going to become a mainly writing, D&D, art, and support based place. To start us off, how about a taste of one of my newest pieces? Say hello to your local bisexual, transgender Mom friend, Maxine "Maxy" Blue! Local hyperactive fishy lady says Happy Pride everyone!

[nerdygaymormon]

these and more can be found at the Instagram account teabag.cartoon

[paranoiamanifest]

You... you redrew the goose from scratch almost every time...

[patientno7]

the suffering never ends

[sinksanksockie2]

This is the real process

[thewritingbeast-blog]

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character creation masterpost

Character Alignment Chart

More character alignment descriptions

Muslim Character questions

Characters with magical powers

Building a new character advice

How to create a character for an online or tabletop RPG (also a good guide on creating characters in general)

Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page

Basic character profile

OC masterpost

Random character generators - (1), (2), (3), (4)

D&D Character Building Tool

Character Design Ideas:

How clothing affects a character’s personality

Character Design Inspiration blog

Concept art, fan art, cool art to be inspired by

Character design references and inspiration

Sources for POC character design ideas and models

Create your own character model using HeroForge

For horned characters

Body and hair types guide

Random outfit generator

Naming Help:

Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources

General advice on avoiding naming appropriation

Hispanic Surnames

Gothic Victorian names

Huge master list for character things in general

Masterlist of names of all types - including but not limited to ancient/old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, Polynesian, and more

Another name masterlist

How to pick a character name guide

Yet another names masterlist

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Sheet/Development Sheet

Another character development list

In-depth character personality, motivations and traits sheet

320 talents and passions for characters

On writing likes and dislikes that aren’t frivolous

Why you should write non-human characters non-conforming to the gender binary

Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes

Random backstory generator

Assassin and thief character tropes to avoid

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Comparing character height/height references

Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science

Describing what different voices sound like

Describing skin tones

Writing friendship interactions that are platonic

Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad idea

Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing

Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disney’s Mulan for an example)

How to write multiple viewpoints/juggling a main cast of more than 4 to 6 characters

How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero

On platonic OC and canon character relationships

How to avoid Godmodding in RPs

When it’s cheap to kill off a character

Writing dialogue

Things you shouldn’t do to canon characters

Avoiding purple prose in writing and RPs

Slang resources

Dialogue tips

Websites to chart your story/plot/character relationships

Bonus art masterlist!

[brucewayneright]

BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

[paranoiamanifest]

I needed this thank you so much