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I love this clip so much Sentinel’s such a fat fuck
He’s so excited about old ass energon. He WANTS that shit. He’s houngry
This + his obvious body builder type frame makes me think that he works out RELIGIOUSLY and has a really big appetite. Grown ass man prone to tummy aches from getting hungry because after Optimus and Elita are gone he’s shit at taking care of himself in favor of work and training. He gets EXTRA bitchy when he’s hangry, if that’s even possible (it is)
I love this clip so much Sentinel’s such a fat fuck
He’s so excited about old ass energon. He WANTS that shit. He’s houngry
This + his obvious body builder type frame makes me think that he works out RELIGIOUSLY and has a really big appetite. Grown ass man prone to tummy aches from getting hungry because after Optimus and Elita are gone he’s shit at taking care of himself in favor of work and training. He gets EXTRA bitchy when he’s hangry, if that’s even possible (it is)
Hey revel! I was wondering if I could request the mass displacement au with tfa sentinel? I think that'd be hilarious. Pretending to hate organics while actively smooshing himself into his human cause they're soft-
🤣 he’s fighting for his life and reputation 🔞
Mass Displacement Mayhem- Soft AU
TFA Sentinel Prime x Reader
• “Do you have any idea how undignified this is? I’m a Prime,” he growls. “I can’t be seen being carried around by an organic.” Choosing to ignore that he says organic in the same tone you’d say filth, you watch him tug the blanket you’d swaddled him in over his head. Trying to hide so no other Cybertronians see you carrying him around apparently. ‘I could put you down and let you walk if you prefer, sir,’ you offer and his servos fist in your coveralls. Has to be weird being so small.
• What is wrong with him? Should be walking, anything but getting carried like a sparkling. Definitely shouldn’t press his face against your neck and vent to pull in your scent, because that just causes a whole new problem as hunger lifts through him. Hates you sometimes for what you do to him. For the fantasies you cause. Doesn’t care that Perceptor and Ratchet both insist human pheromones don’t have any hold over Cybertronians, because you’re poisoning him with your alien softness.
• He’s grumbling alien gibberish in aggrieved tones against your skin, hands clinging to you. But he’s not demanding to be put down. Shifting him to your hip like a toddler because he’s deceptively heavy for being so small, you feel him hook his legs against you, peds brushing you. And he belatedly realizes you’re carrying him to the dorm. “I figured we could just use my tub for your bath since you’re, um, indisposed?” You try and he groans.
• What if you mean bathing together? Isn’t even remotely curious about human anatomy. Certainly isn’t invested in the rumors that Cybertronians and humans might be compatible. Able to interface. It’s obscene. Shifting against your hip, he tries not to imagine whatever this is wearing off suddenly. Grabbing your arm and dragging you into the warm soapy water with him. Stripping and pulling you into his lap to straddle him. The way you’d praise him as you stroke over his biolights before he’d claim you. Ruin you for your own species.
• And he’s whining again, servos clutching your coveralls and face smooshed against your side. Wiggling, too. “You okay, sir?” Sighing when he just groans, you keep walking. He’s definitely a weird one. Doesn’t like humans at all, either. You’d be offended, but you think most of it is bluster. He’s all bark and no bite and it’s a relief. Some of the aliens are just a lot and he’s relatively easy to deal with.
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