Tf animated skits: Am i ever gonna run out of parental megs? No. Not ever.
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Bumblebee, back at base after that wrestling match:
Megatron, from the spy-bot: … did you win?
Megatron: excellent, you did me so proud… but you’re grounded.
Sari: sooo…. What do think would happen if your mom/dad finds out?
Bumblebee: what’d you mean?
Sari: I mean, with what happened? Since that upgrade of mine… when I stabbed you near your spark?
Bumblebee: well he knows now!
Megatron, from the spy-bot: SHE DID WHAT?!??!!?
Bumblebee: … he’s been here for a while now, I should’ve told you.
Optimus prime: so we’re just… stuck like this?!
Ratchet: hard to say, this is very new
Bulkhead: … why is bumblebee baby sized?!
Ratchet: he’s not, that’s a regular normal sized youngling, technically you’re sari’s old height.
Bumblebee: but I’m not even-… scrap! Dad/mom probably gonna coddle me once he see’s this.
Prowl: I’m sure he or she won’t find out bee.
Bumblebee: … guys my sire is megatron.
Ratchet: oh scrap, yeah he would-. How did I forget that?!
*this bit is not at all canon, au wise also-*
Blackarachnia: sooooooo… what do you think-?
Megatron: get that thing out of my sight.
Blackarachnia: … wow, that’s rude. And I thought you’d be accepting-.
Megatron: I’m not accepting a bot, THAT DISSEMBLED MY SON’S LEGS AND STUFFED HIM IN A LOCKER BECAUSE OF HIS OWN PRIDE!!
Blackarachnia: *hiss* yeah I’m not saving you anymore, especially for that kind of fuck up.
Wasp: why does wasp I keep forgetting bumblebot is leader megatron’s son.
*after the events, part 1*
Ultra Magnus: megatron, nice to see your locked up for good this time
Megatron, pissed: ultra Magnus, still as punctual as ever I see. Come to gloat? False prime.
Sentinel: hah! Jokes on you I’m gonna be Magnus soon so-.
Ultra Magnus: he’s all yours for the time being, try not to do too much damage and don’t kill him.
Sentinel, suddenly alone: wait what?
Megatron, smiling: gladly.
Sentinel: pfff, yeah right like you can-… where are your stassis cuffs… wait, wait! WAIT-!
*before the tfa series events*
Bumblebee: c’mon, I gotta go.
Megatron, peppering his son with platonic kisses: in a minute!
Bumblebee: sire! I’m gonna miss my transport!
Megatron: not until you say it.
Bumblebee, rolling his optics: I love you too, mama.
Megatron: love you too my bundle of immense joy!
*before the events of human error*
Megatron: … soundwave, why do you have holoform scans of humans saved in your plans?
Soundwave: a plan: to reprogram the autobots in their recharged state.
Megatron: ah… because humans are the most vulnerable creatures compared to us and bringing them into a state of confusion and fear. Clever.
Soundwave: affirmative. Soundwave, also did the heir’s too… for the fun of it.
Megatron: let me see, that way I can confirm if- *sees the holoform* … yep that’s mY bAbY aLrIgHt.
Soundwave: megatron?: you ok, question?
Megatron, trying not to cry: I’m FiNe
*after events, part 2 behind the two way mirror*
Ultra Magnus, cringing: I can’t believe I allowed this, I don’t condone this kind of violence.
Bumblebee, eating energon popcorn: dunno about you, I’m having the time of my life! Popcorn, bossbot?
Optimus prime, grabbing a handful: thank you, while agree with the Magnus… I’m also having the time of my life too.
Ultra Magnus, mentally: was he that bad?!
Megatron, beating sentinel into a pulp: why didn’t I do this sooner?! This is entertaining as scrap!
Bulkhead: hey, bee… what’s your carrier like?
Bulkhead: … you never knew her?
Bumblebee: nope, she died by transformation paralysis before I forged.
Bumblebee: it was very hard on sire to talk about, but he hates lying to me about it even more.
Bulkhead: … bumblebee no one says that casually-. It was a horrible disease!!
Bumblebee: I know, my sire was very serious about that topic, he’s also very blunt about it.
Bumblebee, presenting him a gift: happy Father’s Day!!
Megatron: … fathers… day?
Bumblebee: yeah! It’s a human celebration to celebrate our parental units that give us life! Y’know the same thing we celebrate! Here!
Megatron, smiling down: thank you, I’ll cherish this forever.
Bumblebee: no problem! Just gotta figure something out for you for mothers next
Megatron: fair enough, we do celebrate both the carrier and sire cycle as a whole
Bumblebee: hey, sire… what would you do if I turned back into a spark-.
Megatron: I’d take care of you like I did when you were forged, no changes whatsoever.
Bumblebee, mentally: I didn’t even finish my question.
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Wow. I almost forgot about the mom/dad ratio thing.
How’d that happen?! … *shrugs* oh well, I’ve been doing this for a long while now, I’m bound to forget doing that eventually.
P.s: wait! Did I seriously miss Father’s Day?!!??! Crap!!!
