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19 | British | Bi

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[kawaiijetty-deactivated20181204]

Yup

[angrybeardedbastard]

I feel this deeply

[piddza-deactivated20160802]

when someone corrects your grammar in a fight

[roachranch]

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

[lapisbitch]

[digg]

IF YOU LOSE YOUR STUFF AT THIS AIRPORT THIS DOG WILL BRING IT BACK TO YOU

how about that last gif though

[train-to-win-deactivated2016090]

Ahhaha the last one

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[regularbread]

she sayin dick ain’t real?

[paranormal-funtivity]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[princcess]

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[whenfatecollides]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

FUCKING ME

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[libraford]

A very muscly dude came through my line with a basket full of glitter. He has them arranged in chromatic order- red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet.

I go out on a limb.

“Pride?”

“Hell yeah. I’m gonna Mod Podge the fuck out of my old converse.” Then. “Shit, did I say fuck?” Pause. “Fuck- I said shit.”

I am containing my laughter. 

“Just so you know, the mod podge you have isn’t waterproof- so if they get wet the glitter will probably come off.” 

Wide-eyed pause.

“I’m hoping it rains so I leave a trail of rainbow glitter wherever I go.”

[gingerblivet]

This is one of the best kinds of beautiful

[paranormal-funtivity]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[lgbtteenshk-deactivated20180801]

my feelings of affection towards this post are unreal

[dragonfurs]

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*

[butchscientist]

unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie.

[arcticmoe]

As a straight guy, I think that’d be hot af to see on a girl!

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

shut the fuck up demon

[biodegrade]

when the back of my neck gets tickled