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[paraparasyte]

Say hi to my kitties, Olive, and Olita. They're bonded littermates, sisters, and they're 3 years old :3

[theonewhowanks]

is Narinder aware of how much cunt he serves?

he's aware

[theonewhowanks]

Suggestion: Leshy getting passed around like a blunt

(Spiritual successor to this)

[theonewhowanks]

[prokopetz]

That thing about how cats think humans are big kittens is a myth, y’know.

It’s basically born of false assumptions; folks were trying to explain how a naturally solitary animal could form such complex social bonds with humans, and the explanation they settled on is “it’s a displaced parent/child bond”.

The trouble is, cats aren’t naturally solitary. We just assumed they were based on observations of European wildcats - but housecats aren’t descended from European wildcats. They’re descended from African wildcats, which are known to hunt in bonded pairs and family groupings, and that social tendency is even stronger in their domesticated relatives. The natural social unit of the housecat is a colony: a loose affiliation of cats centred around a shared territory held by alliance of dominant females, who raise all of the colony’s kittens communally.

It’s often remarked that dogs understand that humans are different, while cats just think humans are big, clumsy cats, and that’s totally true - but they regard us as adult colonymates, not as kittens, and all of their social behaviour toward us makes a lot more sense through that lens.

The like to cuddle because communal grooming is how cats bond with colonymates - it establishes a shared scent-identity for the colony and helps clean spots that they can’t easily reach on their own.

They bring us dead animals because cats transport surplus kills back to the colony’s shared territory for consumption by pregnant, nursing, or sick colonymates who can’t easily hunt on their own. Indeed, that’s why they kill so much more than they individually need - it’s not for fun, but to generate enough surplus kills to sustain the colony’s non-hunting members.

They’re okay with us messing with their kittens because communal parenting is the norm in a colony setting, and us being colonymates in their minds automatically makes us co-parents.

It’s even why many cats are so much more tolerant toward very small children, as long as those children are related to one of their regular humans: they can tell the difference between human adults and human “kittens”, and your kittens are their kittens.

Basically, you’re going to have a much easier time getting a handle on why your cat does why your cat does if you remember that the natural mode of social organisation for cats is not as isolated solitary hunters, but as a big communal catpile - and for that purpose, you count as a cat.

[fuchsimeon-deactivated20180714]

That makes so much sense! Thanks for writing this. I was always wondering how the big clumsy kitten idea fits in with the fact that cats know we feed them.

[lawkancaerus-deactivated2021010]

@fadingstrobelight somehow this is even more adorable

[joffartac]

Another drawing of Scott Pilgrim as an anthro mouse girl

[scifikode]

@mousegirlheart your opinion?

[mousegirlheart]

moustrogen saved her

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”

[charlesoberonn]

Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’d like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, he’ll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.”

[charlesoberonn]

”Cave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the ‘Get More Woke’ program, please report to your department’s OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. That’s not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To the joker who added ‘make the sun gay’ to our quarterly agenda, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you can’t make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me ‘Cave, don’t you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?’ and I told him ‘First of all, that’s Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think it’s not long enough!’ and that’s why I’m adding an ’&’ to the acronym. Don’t know what it stands for yet, but I’ll figure it out.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about gender affirming care. We’ve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.”

[charlizie]

“Freaks DNI!” what do you mean by that. because some people consider gay and trans people to be freaks. some people consider pocs and other minorities to be freaks. what do you mean by freaks dni

[allsebaciel]

fetishizing rape and pedophilia makes you just the same as the criminals babe, sorry to break it to you 🥰 proshippers are disgusting.

Hmm... No, you're just stupid.

I will use your ask as a speaking ground for a few things. You came to the wrong person, "babe". Familiarity won't make you any less wrong.

Disgusting =/= illegal.

"A lot of illegal things are disgusting but that's not what makes them illegal", to quote a lovely trans woman on here (you probably can find the post). In fact, separating personal disgust and distaste from actual illegal matters is the basis of fair judgement.

Should I remind you what happens when personal distaste becomes basis for legal action? Look at Florida. I sure hope you're not in legal business because you will be reminded very fast that what you like and dislike should not matter, you fucking idiot.

2. Fetishising rape is a kink, and a hard kink at that. Some people do it for coping, some just enjoy cnc in their relationships. What people do with their life and their partner should depend on them. You frankly have no say in it.

That's also not what's happening here? Like I said, not every shipper goes for sexual shipping and not every shipper likes rape-focuses scenarios... Are you gonna share something with the class?

3. Fetishizing pedophilia is something quite literally no one mentioned, aside from you. First, pedophilia is a big word that should and only does apply to real people. You won't come up to a CSA victim and tell them that their experience is the same as imagining a fictional character kiss their mentor, right? Fucking moron.

Shipping of underage characters is not pedophilia. Comparing the two makes you the disgusting freak that can't separate reality and fiction. Should I also mention that a great majority of child molestors and abusers are... not into shipping anime characters? Because they are interested in the real thing? Goddamn, you're really stupid.

To sum it up, you're disgusting. Comparing drawn characters to real minors is a level of separation from reality I rarely if ever see. You're just so sad? And virtue signalling? Thinking that "protecting" the rights of fictional characters will give you some sort of badge of honor? Go donate to your local CSA victim relief fund or actually spread information on actual criminals. You deserve none of my attention past this response.

Can you view me as "gross"? You can, it's your right to dislike what I do with my free time. However, and I promise you that, there's no statute that will make my personal preference criminal.

Good luck living in delusions though. Hope you're having a fun time.

[bleeding-seraphic]

Yuri narilamb real @dogiperson

Alt version bc idk how the slit on Nari’s dress looks better

[markv5]

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[prokopetz]

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sucking a guy's dick is basically tricking him into thinking he's having sex

[indecisitivity]

derin why

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm helping

[stupidfuckingcatstuckinshower]

"you're a freak"

yeah, and i love being a freak. i love being the little freak that runs you out of every fandom you were gonna turn on either way. i love being the little freak that makes you show off your true colors. i love being the little freak that makes you out yourself as being worse then i will ever be for shipping shit u find weird

[cushfuddled]

[cowboyfirestar]

I don't think I ever officially did FireGray? which is downright criminal of me tbh

[redbearnq90]

Tigerclaw and Revenpaw

#1

Gonna do a challenge drawing warriors with theirs apprentices one pic one month. (Idk what it is called, lol)

[tabbytoyger]

a bunch of pmd style portraits i made like 3 years ago when i was attempting to make a warrior cats rom hack. i was working on a bunch of cat designs for you to play as/your partner. i cut out all the ones that looked a little too goofy lol.