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take my "which hr character are you" quiz or ELSE
"So how's jerking off?" "Ma'am I'm at my parents' house." "So constant? Endless?" "Hah. Pretty much."
Oh I'm suuuuure. Shane with his broken clavicle and Ilya with his bruised ribs were absolutely just having the weirdest phone sex that you can possibly imagine. Shane is propped up on seven different pillows because it jostles his collarbone too much if he doesn't stabilize himself on Mount Fluffmore before he starts jerking it--with his NON DOMINANT HAND to be clear. Half of Ilya's hisses are from arousal and half are from pain. They are equally hot. At one point Shane's shoulder slips and he grunts, "Oh fuck," and Ilya's arm (Hand and dick out of frame because Shane once again asked to see his face. But he can hear everything he needs. Fwip fwip fwip) speeds up and he goes, "Oh God. Are you coming? Did you come?" and Shane is like, "No I moved my shoulder wrong fuck" and he's readjusting the pillows (it's a process) and Ilya is still, now just watching, remarkably patient, and Shane says, "You can, uh, keep going," and Ilya says, "No, I can wait," and then Shane settles and Ilya tilts his head and asks Shane to lift up his shirt and show him his tits because he misses them and Shane still has some bruising and honestly it's kind of gnarly but Ilya turns his camera and shows Shane the bloom of bruises up the side of his body and Shane hisses and says, "Fuck that's hot," and Ilya says, "Show me yours," and so Shane's good arm is occupied with holding up his shirt for a little while as Ilya jerks off to his bruise and his armpit hair and then Ilya says, "Touch yourself touch yourself let me see you come," and then Shane does and the pillows slip again while he's coming and the sound of his groan tips Ilya into the kind of full-body-crunch orgasm that jostles every single one of his bruised ribs and they're both saying owww and coming and saying oh fuck ow and coming.
And Shane, who's still catching his breath, says, "Wow, so this is what we could have had if we'd been hooking up during playoffs all these years," because that's the one thing they've always avoided through mutual unspoken agreement. He says this meaning it to be sarcastic but, in the dark of his bedroom with the sound of the lake out the window and Ilya's breath over the speaker, it comes out far too earnest.
And Ilya's, "Mm, yes," is sweet and low and Shane presses a hand to his bruises and imagines it's Ilya's and he can see Ilya's hand moving up and down the bruising on his side and wonders if he's imagining those touches to be from Shane.
And he wants. And he wants.
love-drunk ilya at the cottage
i haven't made a uquiz in over three years but this one is a Very Important study. feel free to reblog with your results <3
i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera
shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes
shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂
heatedrivalrytv: Behind every story worth telling is a team willing to take a chance on it.
We’re thrilled to celebrate our Executive Producers, @brendanjamesbrady and @jacob.tierney, on their nomination for the 2026 TV Producer Indiescreen Award for their work on Heated Rivalry.
We’re incredibly proud to see the vision, passion and dedication behind the series recognized by @the_cmpa alongside the incredible independent producers shaping the future of Canadian television.
If Ilya hears the sound of a Russian Orthodox Church bell he immediately enters a sleeper agent state. He takes a hat off of if he’s wearing one, his back straightens and he enters a state of distress because fuck the shirt he’s wearing doesn’t have a collar on it or sleeves and that means he’ll have to go home and change
Shane’s culturally Buddhist ass witnesses this and becomes the first person to perfect the look of confusion and distress at the same time
LMFAOOOO #real
the wicked succubus ilya
I'm so sorry I just posted this yesterday and then I couldn't get it out of my head
(i.e. HR x Clueless part 2)
you play for ottawa. i play for montreal. we're only two hours apart.
some tender hollanov and trorris doodles from the last few weeks 💗
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88453091/chapters/234620951
Hollanov Summer Exhange works are now revealed, so I can share my first full-length fic with you 👯♂️
Title: Bachata
Word count: 9,089
Chapters: 2/2
Rating: Explicit
Tags: Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Slice of Life, Fluff and Smut, Dancing, Public Display of Affection
In their second season of playing together, Shane and Ilya go dancing in Miami, and then have sweet and spicy hotel sex. A meditation on marriage, desire, insecurities, feeling part of the team, and how they love each other through it.
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Excerpt:
Shane holds out his palms face up. Ilya quirks an eyebrow. “You are leading?”
“Of course.”
“Oh, why ‘of course?’”
Shane snorts. “Because I’m better at it.”
“Ah, I seem to remember saying something like that at our wedding.” Ilya acquiesces and rests his hands face down onto Shane’s palms, fingers to fingers.
“Shut up,” Shane says fondly, cupping Ilya’s fingers slightly, thumbs out. Ilya’s hands feel solid and warm in his grip. “I actually have danced bachata before. And besides…” The opening beats of a song begin to play. “This way you get to be shown off, which we both know you love.”
“Corazón Sin Cara” by Prince Royce plays.
And then the bachata beat begins, marked by the sounds of bongos. Shane begins to lead them in a sidestep, three beats to his left, punctuated by a little tap of his foot, and then back to the right. Tap. After a few times, Shane shifts his posture forward and directs Ilya backwards for a few counts. Ilya, used to leading for the last hour, stumbles a bit, his body instinctively trying to direct their movement on the floor.
Shane clicks his tongue. “I’m in charge.”
Ilya wags his eyebrows at Shane. “So bossy. I love it. Is sexy when you order me around.”
Soon they get a feel for it. Ilya cedes control of their motion to Shane, who uses his upper body to push them in the direction he wants. Ilya’s eyes drift down Shane’s chest and his throat bobs as he swallows.
“Ты отлично выглядишь."
Shane blushes and ducks his glance down from Ilya’s face, then back up. “Ты красивый." Ilya’s usually the one to call Shane beautiful, murmuring it between Shane’s shoulder blades in bed. But tonight Ilya is glowing.
Ilya smiles, not the wry smirk he so often shows the world, but a genuine, wide smile, full of teeth. So wide he can even see his canines, sharpened to a point. It’s the smile he shows when he’s surprised and delighted by Shane. Shane feels a curl low in his belly.
Shane doesn’t know Spanish, but the song is sweet-sounding. Romantic.
“I want to try a turn,” he says. Ilya watches his eyes, and on the 8 count, Shane drops Ilya’s left hand, lifting his husband’s right hand up high, feeling the wedding band beneath the pad of his finger. Shane rotates his palm outward, and Ilya spins slowly in a full turn, their fingertips staying gently connected the entire time. When Ilya comes back to center, Shane slides his left palm to cup Ilya’s hip, and Ilya’s arm lands naturally on Shane’s shoulder.
Both of their eyes widen and they giggle.
“Wow. That was very sexy, Hollander.”
Read the rest on AO3!
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the wicked succubus ilya
I've never seen Heated Rivalry but @corancoranthemagicalman has and I'm really late at making her present for her birthday that was like three months ago