Pretty sure Mysterio was only good at acting, but not making the stories XD

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Pretty sure Mysterio was only good at acting, but not making the stories XD
Peter, reading a book: Hey, remember when Mister Quill said Mister Thor ‘wasn’t that good looking’?
Thor: I beg your pardon?
Quill: Well, to be fair-
Thor: An entire planet declared me the ‘Lord of Seduction’ and YOU, a tiny space man, dare to criticize my appearance to my friends?
Stephen, to Tony: That is definitely your son.
Tony: Oh, so when he starts arguments between friends he’s my son. But he gets full scholarships to MIT and Harvard and suddenly he’s OUR son.
“I’m not crying I’m allergic to humans”
Scott: so I heard you like bad boys
Hope: ...
Scott: Well lucky for you I'm bad at everything
Scott: *winks with both eyes*
That is America’s ass.
Bruce Banner: The Nicest Avenger
friendly reminder that Happy is the only member of Tony’s inner circle that didn’t get to say goodbye to him. that’s all, have a nice day because I sure won’t be.
drax : if quill and i were drowning, who would you save first?
gamora : you idiots can't even swim?
quill : it's a question, come on. who will you save first and why?
gamora : my time and energy, because you two are idiots who didn't learn how to swim.
Natasha: (taps table)
Clint: (taps back)
Steve: What the Hell are they doing?
Bucky: Morse code.
Natasha: (aggressively taps table)
Clint: (slaps hands on the table) YOU BITCH, TAKE THAT BACK!
Peter: *phone has just died and decided to used phone booth to make a call while on patrol*
Peter: Hello, 911 *twirls phone cord around finger* *looks down* sooooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?...... No you hang up first! HELLO?! 911?!
peter: we’re out of cereal water
steve: what?
peter: cereal water :(
steve:
tony: he means milk. the kid means milk
Steve: Are you posing? There aren't any cameras here...
Tony: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.
He would do that
Steve’s smile when we saw Tony
Pepper: how the FUCK does one mess up LAUNDRY THIS BAD-
Tony: I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO
Pepper: NONONONONO. NO. WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO WAS TO SEPARATE THE COLOURS FROM THE WHITES. THE WHITES. W-H-I-T-E-S
Tony, holding a basketful of irreparably tinted clothing in one hand and four squeaky clean tights in the other: ...oh
Steve: Listen, I’m gonna need you to calm down.
Thor, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?
[Steve loses Bucky in the grocery store]
Steve, announcing through the mic: Um, Hi?? This is Steve, I kinda lost my boyfriend here today
Store worker: [softly] Describe him sir.
Steve, fondly: He's the most beautiful thing you'd ever see, and he radiates happiness so anyone if sees him let me know-
Steve: Oh also, he has a metal arm.
Bucky, to a random stranger in the fruits aisle: [tearing up] that's me, he's talking about me-
Turns out its International Clown Week!!🤡🌟🌈