Sad Boi Hours

✿ Kaine ✿ ✿ He//They ✿ ✿ Kind of compulsive ✿ credit to pfp

[lovethedanielhd]

Pretty sure Mysterio was only good at acting, but not making the stories XD

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Peter, reading a book: Hey, remember when Mister Quill said Mister Thor ‘wasn’t that good looking’?

Thor: I beg your pardon?

Quill: Well, to be fair-

Thor: An entire planet declared me the ‘Lord of Seduction’ and YOU, a tiny space man, dare to criticize my appearance to my friends?

Stephen, to Tony: That is definitely your son.

Tony: Oh, so when he starts arguments between friends he’s my son. But he gets full scholarships to MIT and Harvard and suddenly he’s OUR son.

[fuzzydeergirlart]

“I’m not crying I’m allergic to humans”

[gremlinboi99999]

Scott: so I heard you like bad boys

Hope: ...

Scott: Well lucky for you I'm bad at everything

Scott: *winks with both eyes*

[ronanlysnch]

[parasiticnymph]

That is America’s ass.

[mcufam]

Bruce Banner: The Nicest Avenger

[tonystarkstan]

friendly reminder that Happy is the only member of Tony’s inner circle that didn’t get to say goodbye to him. that’s all, have a nice day because I sure won’t be.

[incorrectlymcu]

drax : if quill and i were drowning, who would you save first?

gamora : you idiots can't even swim?

quill : it's a question, come on. who will you save first and why?

gamora : my time and energy, because you two are idiots who didn't learn how to swim.

[incorrect-spiderkid]

Natasha: (taps table)

Clint: (taps back)

Steve: What the Hell are they doing?

Bucky: Morse code.

Natasha: (aggressively taps table)

Clint: (slaps hands on the table) YOU BITCH, TAKE THAT BACK!

[spideylilparker]

Peter: *phone has just died and decided to used phone booth to make a call while on patrol*

Peter: Hello, 911 *twirls phone cord around finger* *looks down* sooooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?...... No you hang up first! HELLO?! 911?!

[gyufilms]

peter: we’re out of cereal water

steve: what?

peter: cereal water :(

steve:

tony: he means milk. the kid means milk

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Steve: Are you posing? There aren't any cameras here...

Tony: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.

[parasiticnymph]

He would do that

[sur-fine-whatever]

Steve’s smile when we saw Tony

[marvel-lous-things]

Pepper: how the FUCK does one mess up LAUNDRY THIS BAD-

Tony: I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO

Pepper: NONONONONO. NO. WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO WAS TO SEPARATE THE COLOURS FROM THE WHITES. THE WHITES. W-H-I-T-E-S

Tony, holding a basketful of irreparably tinted clothing in one hand and four squeaky clean tights in the other: ...oh

[incorrect-marvel]

Steve: Listen, I’m gonna need you to calm down.

Thor, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?

[dojaeism]

[Steve loses Bucky in the grocery store]

Steve, announcing through the mic: Um, Hi?? This is Steve, I kinda lost my boyfriend here today

Store worker: [softly] Describe him sir.

Steve, fondly: He's the most beautiful thing you'd ever see, and he radiates happiness so anyone if sees him let me know-

Steve: Oh also, he has a metal arm.

Bucky, to a random stranger in the fruits aisle: [tearing up] that's me, he's talking about me-

[franklintheclown]

Turns out its International Clown Week!!🤡🌟🌈