Parasnakes

Hi if you're reading this, I'm really sorry for being offline for so long things are not great to me but everything is okay now and yeah I may or not be here a lot but I hope y'all love my blog

[parasnakes]

Happy Thanksgiving!! 🦃😂😆

[parasnakes]

Happy Thanksgiving! 😆😂🦃

[petteroes3]

#relatable

[swearthling]

@beechnutz

[law-the-lewd]

MOOD

[kairokust]

I've found out about awesome @fluffy-robots 's Academy Kaos a few days ago, and GOD I LOVE HIS DESIGN- I had to draw this cinnamon roll ASAP!! Hope you like it!!! ^^

( and some more sketches because yes >:D )

[parasnakes]

My god, it's beautiful (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ I swear to god they look like twins! only one of them is good and one of them is bad xD I always wonder what would be like if kaos have a twin brother like his father does, I love your art style they're amazing!

[kairokust]

Ah, poison in the morning is very refreshing, don't you agree, my friends? :)

Buuuut I don't suggest drinking it if you're not some evil wizard... Seriously, do not

[parasnakes]

Look at these baby sharks, they look like puppies, cute xD I love your art they're amazing!!

[datrweek]

Art work by dreamwalker44

@datrweek so we could reblog it

[parasnakes]

Thanks for liking my DaTr fics. Chapter three is on fanfiction or AO3 if you want to read it. I have plans of adding more chapters but life is getting ahead of me. I hope life is treating you well too.

No problem, it's nice to see people posting new DATR for awhile and sure I'll check on them, I don't mind waiting btw

[irkenwhisper]

Doomvember Day 23: “Alternate Universe.” The Son of Eon AU is a little idea I’ve been developing for the past two years or so, and when I saw that “Alt Universe” was one of the prompts, I knew I had to do something with it. In this AU, Kaos is Eon’s apprentice and adopted son, meanwhile Kaossandra takes his place as the series’ main antagonist instead.

[parasnakes]

I love your Good Kaos design!! 🤩 he looks perfect! and looks exactly like his Father Master Eon 😄 Ngl I've always wonder what kaos would look like if he were good and take his Father style taste, he's definitely does looks like he could be the Master of the academy or work there at least, although "Master Kaos" would probably sound evil but they probably call him "Master K" for short and friendly name, seriously your works are crazy amazing! 👏

[weirdlanders]

wait WHAT 

[klaraflamez]

Honestly the most cursed thing besides seeing a half naked eon

[weirdlanders]

agreed @spookoofins

[klaraflamez]

Well now that this image is back to huant me, Lets take time to realize we are this close to a Skylanders academy unholy Trinity

[mage-madness]

Oh no

[parasnakes]

LMAO

[nerdycakez]

Reblog if you love your little fandoms as much as the big ones no matter how small or unpopular they are

[mage-madness]

Skylanders Academy fans!!

What are some things you would’ve liked to have seen in Season 4 (like new characters, more backstories, etc.)?

[parasnakes]

OMG I've actually asked someone like that today! XD anyway what I wanted to see is Spyro parents (Of course everyone wants to see that too) New Characters, Stealth elf and Kaossandra moments, ngl they're like Mother and Daughter moments to me which is pretty cute and sweet, Kaos slowly turning into a Good guy or not either way it's good, and lastly Spyro find and meet Cynder long lost mom (He is searching Dragons after all, and Cynder needs at least one good parent in her life)

[skylosers]

[The portal of power is broken]

Spyro: So.

Spryo: Who broke it?

Spyro: I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

[silence]

Whirlwind: I did. I broke it.

Spyro: No. No, you didn’t, Zap?

Zap: Don’t look at me. Look at Cynder

Cynder: What? I didn’t break it.

Zap: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Cynder: Cause it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Zap: Suspicious.

Cynder: No it’s not!

Drobot: If it matters - probably not - but Flashwing was the last one to use it.

Flashwing: Liar! I don’t even use that garbage!

Echo: Oh really? Then, what were you doing by the portal earlier?

Flashwing: I use the shiny rocks to admire myself. Everyone knows that’s Echo!

Whirlwind: Okay, okay. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Spryo.

Spryo: No! Who broke it?

Camo: Spryo, Spotlights been awfully quiet.

Spotlight: Really???

Camo: Yeah really.

[fighting and shouting]

Spryo: I broke it. It teleported me into Chaos’s basement so I set it on fire.

Spryo: I predict, ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a sheep’s head on a stick.

Spryo: good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.

[skylandsacademyforum]

Official 2017 Skylander concepts by Jeff Bellio.

[tabby-shieldmaiden]

Made some Skylanders memes yesterday.

[ID: first image shows a cartoon of a blond man kicking a dog, while a dark haired man watches on in the background horrified. The blond is labelled ‘Eon’s parenting skills’, the dog is labelled ‘Spyro and Kaos’, and the dark haired man is labelled ‘everyone else’.

The second image shows a picture of an anime besepectacled man in green lighting, smirking smugly. That picture is captioned ‘Kaos at the beginning of every game’. Below the picture of the smirking man is the same man on his knees, clutching his chest, obviously winded. That picture is captioned ‘Kaos at the end of every game’.

The third image shows two pictures of the same rabbit. The first has the rabbit making an anxious expression as it eats a leaf. It is labelled ‘Déjà Vu before Spyro’s pep talk’. The second picture has the rabbit still taking a bite out of a leaf, but this time it has a fierce expression. It is labelled ‘Déjà Vu after Spyro’s pep talk.

The fourth image shows a bar graph labelled ‘what gives people feelings of power’. Three really short bars are labelled ‘money’, ‘status’, and ‘love’. The fourth bar, however, is so long it goes on even outside the picture. And the long bar is labelled ‘collecting all Skylanders’.

The fifth image shows a screenshot from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. It consists of Catra making a feral expression, and Adora being mildly annoyed at that. Adora is labelled ‘Stealth Elf’, and Catra is labelled ‘every squad Stealth Elf is a part of’.

ID ENDS HERE]

[parasnakes]

Omg so true 😂

[nonbinarycinderella]

Season Three is a godsend or something:

Spoilers unavoidable. Proceed with caution.

Flynn being unbearable annoying-as usual-and impressively reliable

Kaossandra’s redemption arc

Stealth Elf wanted a mom and guess what? Newly abandoned Mom on campus! Better send those two on a ROAD TRIP

Eon and Kaos PLOT FUCKIN TWIST AND GUESS WHO SAW IT COMING? THIS NORMALLY OBLIVIOUS BEING THATS WHO

Alternate timeline Kaos/Kaossandra

Claire and Gary(they’re not important at all but they are.)

Coco Bandicoot and Pop Fizz are friends now?! What!?

Cynder’s psychic powers

And on that subject Cynder/Kaossandra are also friends now methinks

I mean “can you help me find my keys?” Beaming smile? I love it.

Team Spyro group hug

Doom Catcher pirates

The entirety of the newspaper thing

Spyro is off to find his family(like boi! Eon IS your fam be quiet and yet he’s happy so I’ll let him go)

Golden Queen: “oh I’m free guess I’ll go fucking Zap everyone in Campus Town”

Hugo Saves the Day

Glumshanks army more like Sarcasm Squad

Kaossandra and Eruptor in the TROLL BATTLE ARENA *cue awesome explosion*

Eruptor the volcano god

Pop Fizz the volcano SAcriFICe

Just the entire fucking free Spyro plan. Just. “Let’s RUBBERBAND this bitch to his bed and force feed him rootbeer poison made from evil sky worm spit so he EXPELS HIS OWN INNER DEMONS and then let’s cheerleader him on while his two halves FIGHT TO THE FUCKING DEATH”

I won’t lie, Eon’s sacrifice pains me. Also he didn’t even say goodbye like WTF? Your troop of mostly abandoned murder children just got in a fistfight with some badass ancient robot to save the ENTIRE DIMENSION, cried over your apparent vaporization like three days earlier, is currently crying over a more violent version of the events THAT LEFT YOU WITHOUT A GODDAMN BODY, and you don’t even acknowledge them? What kind of leader are you? And you’re just gonna leave your distraught semi-evil and mostly-terrifying wife in charge of your GIGANTIC ARMY TRAINING FACILITY? That’s rude. I’m offended.

And like, Spyro HAS a family. He’s got Eon-I-do-what’s-best-for-my-facial-hair Dad, Evil Sorceress Kaossandra as new Mom who ADOPTED HIS BEST FRIEND PURELY BECAUSE SHE WAS SAD, and murdery man child older brother Kaos. And weird uncle Strykore who doesn’t deserve anybody’s time of day. Plus Glumshanks who isn’t really family but he’ll make you hot food and probably read to you if you ask. Like, he doesn’t need a dragon fam. That’s just Trouble and I Do Not like that.

But anyway. This is my fluff fandom and I’m so happy it lives. Plus like my OTP is actually canon.

[skekteksfurby]

Skylanders Academy when they need any official function covered but they don’t want to make up new characters for the position

Skylanders Academy when they need to torture or humiliate a character

[parasnakes]

That is truly and sad true 👍

[bendyzipper]

kaos after hearing a portal activate noise from a distance