uteruses before duderuses.

gaby ϟ 21 ϟ edinburgh ϟ 🌻 I want to be lucille bluth when I grow up

[roblowe]

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[sheglows]

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

[flowerinaflame]

[trainerlyra-deactivated20170216]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

via @eleanorclrke

[babies-come-with-hats]

This is the truth

[opeo-deactivated20170622]

its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

[franksgun-deactivated20180720]

[africanaquarian]

the most annoying thing about summer is whenever you feel a mysterious tickle you think it’s a bug tryna make your flesh its new home? then you slap yourself for no reason only to realize ain’t no bug even there. now you lookin dumb. tryna fight imaginary bugs all summer and shit. but you won’t learn. you’ll just keep smackin yourself

[namiiswan-archived]

[thebelchers]

[owldude]

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

[veryhappyvegan]

[latinxglow-deactivated20200219]

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[that-edm-life]

This shit is so funny to me haha

[keatonpatti]