shhhh

enthusiastic about houses

[nancysan]

Me: I need to go to bed it’s 3 AM.

Me @ myself: Welcome to the witching hour. Isn’t it marvelous to be up and about when others are sound asleep? My brainwaves are at their most powerful during this time.

[alpacakeeper-deactivated2021072]

[death-by-lulz]

purple skeleton going the extra mile

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby

[animal-factbook]

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

[atuans]

here’s some of my random spotify playlists check them out if you want they make no sense

songs that sounds like they’re from the 80s but aren’t

you make a cute new friend but you’re not sure if she’s gay and you don’t want to ruin this new friendship so you’re going to try to have fun hanging out with her while not developing any feelings

waiting rooms are liminal spaces

chill vampire tunes for ppl who just got bitten recently

soundtrack for a horror movie where the lesbian couple survive and kill the axe murderer/exorcise the demons/bust some ghosts,etc.

those kids riding on their bikes in indie movies

this one literally makes no sense if you haven’t read the basic eight i guess but i’ll put it here anyway because imo it’s good if you haven’t read it just picture a teenage girl at a party that goes very very wrong

modern songs i would put on the soundtrack of a western movie (ignore the title,,)

[courierhawk]

some hot takes

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[graveyard-slumberparty-deactiva]

[did-you-know]

The Temple of Quechula was built in 1564 and abandoned in the 1700s because of a plague.

Source

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

plague church emerges from the water.  totally cool.  normal.  not an ill omen or harbinger of doom at all.  happens ever y day

[mysticetus-deactivated20220221]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[did-you-know]

In Wisconsin, children of all ages are legally allowed to drink alcohol in bars and restaurants as long as they are accompanied by a parent or guardian of legal drinking age and the establishment allows it. Source Source 2

[ibadbitch]

This guy was eating my pussy once and I looked down and saw his legs swinging in the air while he was eating and that’s when I knew he truly loved what he was doing

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

George: here. look at this lovely picnic casket they packed for us!

Ringo: you mean picnic BASKET dontcha

George: no! i mean casket! and wait till you see all the goodies inside! there’s heart of artichoke….you remember good old artie…. french fried potatoes…EEEUUUGUGHG

[neilcicierega]