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deep-state-partisan

fullmetalyakuza

mark reeder in nekromantik 2 (1991) dir. jörg buttgereit

vlrgil

Nekromantik 2 (1991)

electronicmail

Hey how's the ovulation going

im a danger to myself and others

cannibalchicken

ice-block

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

ceescedasticity

In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien's uranium desserts for your entire friendship?

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

Well to be fair if I was friends with a heavy metal-eating alien and he LOVED uranium and loved to put it in various forms in his alien desserts or ate it on its own sometimes and his species had a guy who made intrictate edible uranium scuptures that everyone on Krunglr (Saturnian tumblr) lost their shit over then yeah I'd be quite curious too

reallyreallyreallytrying

the kneejerk reaction to rats eating the king and sitting on his throne is “its bad”, but if you value scurrying and tiny pink hands it’s actually very good

souvenirsofsurgery

Horror Movies on Internet Archive

Spider Baby (1967)

Black Christmas (1974)

Carrie (1976)

Suspiria (1977)

Alucarda (1977)

Possession (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981)

Evil Dead II (1987)

Army of Darkness (1992)

Basket Case (1982)

The Thing (1982)

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Re-Animator (1985)

Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

The Lost Boys (1987)

Nekromantik (1987)

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

Singapore Sling (1990)

Man Bites Dog (1992)

Braindead (aka Dead Alive) (1992)

Ghostwatch (1992)

Perfect Blue (1997)

Cure (1997)

Pulse (aka Kairo) (2001)

transbro

WATXH AMERICANWEREWOLF IN LONDON. PLZ

lalyredapollon-deactivated20221

PSA for all phandom writers who use “Khan” as a last name for the Persian in their phics:

I often see authors refer to the Persian as “Monsieur Khan”, and while it’s technically not wrong in very much the same way it’s not wrong to refer to Raoul as “Monsieur le Vicomte”, I get the distinct impression that many writers mistake “Khan” for a surname when it’s not.

In the Qajar court, certain titles would be used to indicate one’s rank in nobility, “Khan” (or “Emir”) being one of them. Those titles were used after one’s given name (i.e. Nadir Khan). Nadir possess the title of Khan because, in Kay canon, he is a Shahzade, a (distant) relative to the Shah, and therefore a man of imperial blood. “Khan” is a court title, and its female equivalent is “Khanum” (does that ring a bell?).

Last names only came into use in Persia in 1919. All throughout the reign of the Qajar dynasty, people used toponyms (i.e. Tehrani, Isfahani, Mazandarani, etc.) or other such distinctive titles attached to their given name to tell each other apart. Obviously, the French Republic did use surnames for its citizens at the time, and Nadir, being an immigrant, would have to state a surname for himself when he first crossed the border to France, but it is highly unlikely that he would have used his royal rank as his last name.

Assuming that he was born and raised in the province of Mazandaran, on top of being its appointed “Daroga” (sic), he could be “Nadir Mazandarani”. The French would certainly have a lot of fun pronouncing that last name.

TL;DR Khan 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 last 👏 name

lionydoorin

aaand it's been confirmed

i hope scream 7 flops and i am not watching nor supporting this 💖

anchovy

Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.

An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:

dykealloy

enough with the reader x fiction flooding every tumblr tag I Do Not want to be railed by that man

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sick of all these horror movies vilifying Slashers. just because you don't find them cute and cuddly doesn't mean they don't play an important and necessary role in natural ecosystems. don't claim to support biodiversity if you dismiss species like Slashers just because pop culture has convinced you they're "creepy"