Dak

Shitty but trying

[husband]

[christianstepmoms]

one of the closest domesticated relatives to wolves

[avvocarlo]

ohhhh he’s tappin!!!

[twotommyolivers]

1-800-ARE-YOU-TAPPIN

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[secretotaku]

[officialcrow]

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

[plasmalogical]

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

O

[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

[c0rpseductor]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

[hotgirlmegan]

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

[hotgirlmegan]

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

[hotgirlmegan]

BITCH

[chill0naperochingona]

[tradchad]

[cynisterrrrr-deactivated2018120]

Me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

[drlangdons]

[yofukit]

[tonyzaret]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[valtsv]

where are my museum gift shop memes

[valtsv]

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[africanaquarian]

oh i forgot to show y’all this

[africanaquarian]

au where naruto gives up being a ninja bc he dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting other ninjas during missions

:[

[jorgen-von-dick-strangle]

I’m going tf to sleep