parkers puppypen !!

he ☆ hymn weirdo puppyboy angel thing artist ☆ poet ☆ ao3 author ☆ film enjoyer ftm mlm t4t

[parkerpawed]

🗣️ INTRO POST !!! 🗣️

☆ : NAMES

· parker !!

· cas/castiel

☆ : PRONOUNS

· he/him/hymn

· they/them

· pup/pupself

· jerma/jermaself

☆ : INTERESTS

· supernatural

· ryan gosling cinematic universe

· gravity falls

· ride the cyclone

· jerma985

· vinesauce

· donna tartt

· scott pilgrim

probably more but i forgot ,,,

☆ : FUN FACTS

· i am a castiel fictionkin and angelkin !!

· i am a pet regressor (usually involuntary)

· i am an ao3 author

· i am an antithiest

☆ : DNI

· pro/darkshippers

· radqueers

· transmeds

· tcc

· castiel doubles

LETS BE MUTUALS !!!

[littleelzey]

People are eating this UP on twitter so here you guys go too!

[parkerpawed]

i saw this and got so happy i started hyperventilating

[meburgers]

rocky looking at his poor malnourished pet alien and saying “is anyone gonna get him fat?”

[parkerpawed]

why does anyone download tiktok every time i go on there its ten second stills with house music in the bg with text like "liberals want pride month but the appstore is blue 😂😂😂" hashtag politics hashtag straight hashtag republican

[lilyssgosling]

people on tiktok are to hard on my boy gus lindstrom. go easy on my goat okay he has older sibling guilt :(

[parkerpawed]

i have very conflicting feelings with gus ,,, on one hand, its easy to feel anger towards him for being so ignorant and rude about lars' mental condition, going as far as to potentially harm him by rejecting it. but its also kind of a reasonable reaction. most people would be very uncomfortable in his situation and even hurtful towards the person. also, as an older sibling in an abusive household, i experience the same exact feelings he does. i love my little brother so so much, but im getting out of that house as soon as i can and never looking back. you have to do whats best for you, even if it eats you alive later. gus likely didnt see the extent of abuse since lars is much younger and the abuse only started after lars was born.

their relationship is so much more complex than just mentally ill brother and brother who thinks hes weird ohhh they make me ill

[lazarrusrising]

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

[parkerpawed]

trenchcoat doesnt even order any food he just looks at it and then long hair drops a bunch of bills on the table while trenchcoat makes direct eye contact with you, nods, and like thirty minutes after they leave theres a news report about how four buildings burned down and a bunch of towns people were killed

[awesomedawg]

Bianca and Lars.

Maybe if he's quiet enough he'll be able to listen to her heartbeat.

[parkerpawed]

i used to do this with my stuffies when i was little when my mom was yelling and throwing stuff i would lay on them and listen for their heart beat oh im so so sick

[parkerpawed]

i started giggling over ewc in the middle of class today and wanted to make a contribution

[taken-up-the-junction]

Hate to see a transmasc egg thinking he needs permission to be a boy. If you want to be a boy, just do it. “But what if I don’t experience enough dysphoria?” Doesn’t matter. I didn’t ask if being a girl makes you miserable, I asked if being a boy makes you happy.

You don’t need an endless list of reasons to transition, you can transition just because you want to. You can transition just to have a deeper voice, just to have facial hair, just to use a different name, just to kiss boys in a gay way. It literally doesn’t matter. Do what makes you happy and fuck all the rest or whatever that gay little twink said in little miss sunshine.

[parkerpawed]

every single trans med ever should blow up forever and ever and never exist again

[ermine-57047]

it's midnight and I'm practically in tears at the thought of rocky becoming sort of a patron saint of safety in the dark back on earth

Weighted plushies of Rocky being made. Parents giving them to their children, telling them "It's okay! Rocky's here to watch over you. He'll make sure to keep you safe."

[parkerpawed]

theyre literally like an angel oh my god im so so sick

[hircine-scholar]

Girl help I got sucked into the Ryan Gosling cinematic universe and now I’m realizing he’s a genuinely good actor whose performances got overshadowed by people’s sexual perception of him as opposed to his actual talent

[parkerpawed]

me when i wanted to watch blue valentine just to see ryan gosling eating box and i ended up crying on my bathroom floor

[parkerpawed]

heyhey r u dumb and dumb or dum and dum like a dumdum

dumbum hpware you

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[parkerpawed]

teenage dean comforting little sammy while their father hated sam for even being born and dean for wanting to live

[parkerpawed]

genuinely what do you do after you jerk it crazy style. like tears were just running down my face and i saw god like four times. now what. i just sit on my fat ass and eat a sandwich ??? the fuck

[parkerpawed]

this might just be a me thing but i actually really prefer the phm movie to the novel.

every character in the novel feels like theyre only their role with nothing else beneath it. stratt is an evil dictator. grace is a cocky genius who feels bad for himself a lot. ilyukhina is really russian. yao is moral. rocky is an alien without any concept of human connection and finds humans really weird. nothing really feels like it has depth or something else to their personality. the plot can also be muddied at some points from how much grace just spews science jargon. the only way i can really describe it is that it feels too much like a book.

though the film does leave out some important world building events that show how dire the situation is, such as the bomb on antartica and paving the sahara, all of the characters feel much more fleshed out. stratt actually has feelings outside of her work, grace is kind, and clumsy, and relatable, rocky is an actual person outside of just being from a different place. the relationships also feel much more natural. grace and rocky almost act like coworkers in the novel compared to the movie.

i kind of just wanted to rant about this ??? its probably partially from the bias i have towards loving ryan gosling and not really liking andy weir from him saying phm wasnt political. i also may be really bad at analyzing things and i probably look really dumb for all of this. just wanted to explain my thoughts !!!

[webheadmenace]

[parkerpawed]

i wanf rocky to do many rounds on my happy stick

[kunningkyra]

saw @justcakethanks' EWC comics and i wouldn't have been able to live with myself if i didn't at least attempt to convey my first thought