Quality Garbage Since 1989

Just your average, confusingly androgynous ftm :) Also follow me on my transition blog! ParkerPants

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[parliamentrook]

deserves more

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love it when cats lay there like a shrimp

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a quick sketch of a cat laying there like a shrimp, front legs tucked into its body and back legs outstretched together.]

[heylibrarianlady]

I often look like this

[funnytwittertweets]

[atopcat]

Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

[birdyyyyyy-deactivated20210721]

"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES

[mornington-the-crescent]

[the-tin-dog]

Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, there’s a thing called “willful suspension of disbelief” which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that it’s all fake anyway.

like yes, we all *know* it’s unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isn’t actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

[your-disobedient-servant]

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

[your-disobedient-servant]

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

[jaubaius]

A collection of me turning into random objects.

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[orjanism]

had the worst toast-buttering experience today

[orjanism]

@theindomitablerioghan artist rendition 

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

OH SHIT Y'ALL IT'S PUSSY TUESDAY

[harleyquincess]

[thenatsdorf]

Kitten loves baby. (via)

[animusrox]

Nickelodeon + 90′s Live Action Shows

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

[farmerzonly]

from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:

[surprisebitch]

happy pride

[risingoflights]

A vision, a dream.

[sraithpics]

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

[sraithpics]

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

[midshines]

Current Mood: Crying While Watching Blue’s Clues Pride Song

[midshines]

[simpsonizer-demigod-143]

Just a reminder to also go support the video itself on YouTube (link) because that allows the creators to keep getting funding for stuff like this & lets nick know we definitely wanna continue seeing this

[likorys-shimenawa]

Link the and numbers missing from previous version.

[disruptor]

anyway, happy pride

[christopheringx]

You forgot the important one