oh the irony

peter parker & male & 19 & heroic student & bisexual panromantic. [koi blog&cappuccino] && fated w wade wilson. &&indies are welcome!

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okay well this hasn’t happened in awhile. he stared at the keys on his fingertips, shifting in his seat and glanced around the library before he peered at the person beside him. shifting in his seat to turn to them awkwardly clearing his throat he shifted his fingers and held them by his chest.

“er, uh, could you like-- lend me a hand?” he shifted awkwardly. “i kinda uh, i guess there was like-- left over glue, and i typed too fast- well the keys are stuck, long awkward explanation to be skipped-- please like, help.”

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good job parker.

he calmed his nerves down and pushed a smile on his face, fear was in his eyes for a moment as he stared at the girl with vibrant pink locks and the coffee stain on her blouse. “i’m so sorry about that, i promise i can like go get it cleaned at the nearest cleaners i didn’t mean to do that--” he was blabbing by now, sure he was gonna get like hit or something.

sure it probably wouldn’t hurt but the fear was still there.

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typical day, nothing new, busy streets as usual, pasty white boy ontop of this building’s roof just observing.

oh, wait a minute. the brunette shifted to be leaning a little too dangerously off this ledge he was perched on casually, he noted the small child just yknow like any other person minding their business and it just so happened that this person had been following them around for way way too long, infact uncomfortably.

he wondered if the kid noticed? ah, well, it didn’t set right with him anyways. he shifted and jumped down from the ledge then quickly grabbed a pole junting out from the building, hardcore parkour kids. the brunette made his way safely to the ground and tried to spot that kid again.

there.

“hey! hey, there you are, you had me worried!”

rushing over to them he gave them a look that said ‘play along’ and gently got down on one knee by them, offering his hand. “man your mom left me incharge for the day and here i am, letting you run around all willy nilly, sorry kiddo, i’m a bad guardian aren’t i??” he laughed, acting was a skill and he didn’t even have the class, amazing.

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"so your computer’s broken? ah, sure ill fix it.” he had responded to this girls posted ad around town and well, ofcourse being the technology geek he was he figured he’d give her a helping hand. after all, it wasn’t anything too major and he wasn’t looking for a cash reward( but yknow, money is always welcome, just a thought ). he just wanted something to keep himself busy, shifting to take a seat at the desk he took a glance around her apartment and clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth.

“well, ah, what exactly happened per say-- because broken in the tech word is pretty loose, like, did it crash completely or--?”

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-- record scratch.

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“ring ring can someone pick up the trash that’s spewing from this guys mouth?”

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"you know i really can’t believe we have to work together,

i better get like. extra credit for this on a midterm or something.”

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im cappin this at 4! so like this for a starter!!

after all who doesnt like a super hero parkour kid

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“you know what, you know what.”

“ooooohhhh. my god.”

sure it was a little over exaggerated and he didn’t hate the guy but lord knows that peter was ready for thirty two headaches specifically to show up and hit him harder then a summer heat wave. the web designer put his hands into his pockets as he stood there staring at the information on his cellphone waiting albeit sleepily( that’s what you get for pulling all nighters parker )to welcome his roommate.

and  fated what do you mean fated? now he was thinking to himself, what like partners? how great was that. you could hear the internal sarcasm but again, he didn’t hate the guy he was just like, a giant kid, a kid with a lot of problems, nothing peter would rip on him about, understandably everyone had their own demons but sometimes the way wade would --

would approach him it just rubbed him weird, but then again he wasn’t used to any one approaching him anyways. having to deal with big buff guys all the time approaching him to bully him, not any more, well, unless you count the monsters he had to fight.

“god wade, where are you?” please dont startle the spider they’re known for their quick reflexes of booking it. and, well, he already has really bad nerves.

[peterparkerdaily]

peter parker + tv tropes (one/??)

[taylurrswift-deactivated2016072]

“He was kind of a nerd before he became Spider-Man, but he was a smart nerd.” 

[paxdemon]

[peterparkerdaily]

[anne-hathaway]

get to know me meme: [4/10] male characters » peter parker

“Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?”