parody

[swagkin]

YOURE👏NOT👏REAL👏HSKIN👏UNLESS👏YOUVE👏DIED👏AT👏LEAST👏ONCE👏

[rabm]

you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 john 👏 egbert 👏 if 👏 you 👏 havent 👏 fucked 👏 an 👏 egg 👏

[turing-tested]

you 👏 can't👏 be 👏 jake 👏 english👏 if 👏you 👏haven’t 👏 eaten 👏england👏

[theoretical-matchmaker-archive]

i hear @parodycore is ripped. i hear hes got an 8-pack.

[parodycore-blog]

u cant be kin w aradia unless uve died uwu

[parodycore-blog]

if ur not a clown u cant be kin w gamzee thats bad and appropriating clown culture uwu ^w^

[parodycore-blog]

if you dont have a sweating problem you cant be kin with equius!! uwu

[parodycore-blog]

dont ID as a seadweller if you cant breath water! -w-

[parodycore-blog]

if you dont need glasses you cant be kin with john, jade, jake, or jane! uwu

[parodycore-blog]

if you dont have grey skin you cant ID as a troll uwu