[paroles-de-sagesse]

Had a really funny thought last night - just maybe I've been depressed for months and in such a funk I haven't noticed. Then I just went to bed and here we are, snow outside when I had the AC running in my car the other day.

[paroles-de-sagesse]

Love how little I do anything on here - basically just updating my age every year 😴

[thesentdowngirl-deactivated]

[tinypancakee]

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

bring out the pussy

[acidhues]

*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*

[durbikins]

[transjinako]

some guy of all time 

[transjinako]

They forced my man to work two positions  

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

larry is the author insert of some poor soul at game freak

[theinfiknight]

It's funny how Twilight Princess has a reputation for being the 'edgy' Zelda game when it's so fucking silly and straight up campy at times. Like they really had the penultimate boss that the game had been building up to from the beginning be this dancing capering twink who falls off platforms and gets his head stuck in the dirt and whose preferred method of sword based combat is- "wave it around wildly and hope it hits something".

The entire race of Hylians was created by a progenitor race of chicken sized chicken people in the canon of Twilight Princess. This is played completely straight.

The kingdom's dungeons where prisoners are fucking executed, is operated by use of a man sized Beyblade that serves no purpose other than operating these mechanisms. This is never commented on. The final boss fight of this same dungeon is a literal rollercoaster ride where link uses the Beyblade to jump tracks and kill the enemy. Who is the manifestation of the resentment and power of the dead. Killed. By a twink riding a beyblade.

One of the main characters is a toddler with the cadence and vocabulary of a jaded thirty year old, who performs a hostile takeover of the city's premier center of commerce, which he then transforms into a toddler-themed bazaar. This is also played completely straight.

Bigfoot is real and also a wife guy. There is no explanation as to where he fits in in the races created by the gods.

[hp-up]

TWINK FROM PAPER MARIO

[paroles-de-sagesse]

Ah, yes. Adding 3 years to my age on my page 😵‍💫

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[sleepythug]

[997]

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[itheginger]

The Good Place season one: Haha, what if someone was sent to heaven by accident and had to pretend to be a good person!

The Good Place by the end: Morality cannot be measured in a vacuum. While people should be held accountable for their actions, people are a product of their environment and the results of our actions are often beyond our control. Bad people can improve when they loved and supported. Also, the reality of death is essential to the enjoyment of life.

[kneworder]

NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI

[cowdogpaws]