Old Man Hotter's Hole

Old, Fandom Elder, Still Slowly Dying, Always Unlucky | Yes, that's Ginny Weasley's handwriting.

[parryhotterman]

"Always" by WickedAI 🪄✨

[parryhotterman]

Mass report this fucker. Seriously. Please.

I'm not the author of Manacled, but if MY fan fic was being compiled and monetized be someone I didn't know, I would be LIVID.

Steps:

These pricks are going to ruin fan fiction for us, and embroil the fandom in legal shit we don't need, and would spill over into other fandoms that don't need the legal hassles.

I'm begging all of y'all Potter freaks who are still here, and any other fandomer who wants to help. This isn't right and the stupid user isn't paying attention to anyone telling them it's illegal. It IS illegal.

I have no good words for the people who buy this shit, either. Y'all put money into the hands of someone who STOLE someone's fan fic for profit, and that's more degenerate than anything I've written (and I've written some doozies).

[parryhotterman]

[parryhotterman]

How are funko Snape and Voldie doing? Are they getting along in their mushroom house? Are they bickering like an old married couple?

This Ask is 8+ years old.

If only AI existed back then.

"IiiiisSsSsSsSssSss the grilled owl ready yet, SSsssSSSsSassaffrassssss?"

"Don't...call me that. I hate it when you call me that. And no. Obv...iously not."

"My my, SSsssSSSsSassaffrassssss isssss ssssSSssSSSspiccccy tonight."

[parryhotterman]

I'll never understand this site.

This is what I log back into

That post is ten years old and they never mentioned me 60 days ago.

Maybe it's an omen...there will be a resurgence of this shit here now that the white nationalist Nazis are running the show.

Well, I'll never go down without a fight. #freespeech #freedomofexpression

[parryhotterman]

AI's really something. And I think that some companies are tryna tap into fandom people to d/l their product.

This isn't an ad for them. I don't work for them. But look at what AI can do for fandom. Fun stuff.

[parryhotterman]

Dramione AI Audio 💯

Follow that creator for more.

[parryhotterman]

She was it, wasn't she.

One of the greats.

Requiescat in pace.

[trappezoider]

Thank you, professor.

[severussnapemylove]

Reunited once more

[parryhotterman]

This one hurt.

[parryhotterman]

IDEK how HBO can still be developing HP for MAX when the Transphobic Cuntwad is still going on daily anti-trans rants (after her all too brief vacation after Imane Khelif made it known that she was going to go after her for her false statements).

I won't be able to watch it without knowing that the creator of this pile of popular shit we all came here for just fucking HATES (at the very least, constantly disrespects) people like me. I can't even watch the classic shit without knowing how vile JKR is.

[pretty-pendragon]

I feel like Emma and Tom are the Leo and Kate for millennials . They described each other as soulmates. Soulmates !!

[parryhotterman]

I don't like to ship real people together but I think my Potter Roman Empire is them:

“That’s why I feel ashamed by the memory of our behavior”: Tom Felton Will Never Forget How He Humiliated a 9-Year-Old Emma Watson During Ha

Tom Felton reflected on a regrettable moment from the Harry Potter set, revealing how he had mocked Emma Watson’s dance performance.

HE LOVES HER.

He loves her.

God damn it, Emma...let him in 😭

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: New Book

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i'd like you all to know about my new book King: you wrote another harry potter book? awesome! Rowling: no itsss not a harry potter book Barker: oh jesus not another cormorant shrike Rowling: ITS CORMORAN SSTRIKE Rowling: AND NO

Rowling: this book is called 'the women who won't wheeshhht' Barker: women who won't wee or shit? Rowling: no that'sss not what i sssaid Rowling: that'sss not what i sssaid and you know it!!

Rowling: [muttering] think you're ssso sssmart well you won't be laughing when you hear from my barrissster Barker: what was that? Rowling: nothing

Barker: so the women who won't wee or shit Barker: is that why there's no toilets in hogwarts? Rowling: no!! Rowling: that's unrelated!!! Rowling: i've come up with a new retcon for that Barker: oh boy i bet its a doozy Poe: clive

Rowling: they removed all the hogwartss toiletss because the PC police were going to force them to let transs women ussse the ladiesss room Rowling: so instead dumbledore bravely removed all toiletsss Rowling: a great man, dumbledore Barker: and that's when wizards started just shitting themselves? Rowling: yesss

Barker: anyway Barker: the women who won't wee or shit King: are you King: are you committed to that title, joanne? King: cuz now that clive's said it King: i really can't not hear it

Rowling: i've got 10 thousand copiesss already printed! Rowling: i can't make changess now Rowling: look itss just gonna be cheaper to ssue anyone who makess fun of it Barker: who makes fun of the women who won't wee or shit Rowling: that'sss it!!! Rowling: you're on my lissst!!!

Rowling: everyone loves the women who wheeessst!! Rowling: it's full of manifestosss about the transss quessstion Rowling: and the final sssolution King: Koontz: Barker: Lovecraft: Poe: Rowling: my friendss and relativesss begged me not to do thisss Rowling: BEGGED ME! Rowling: with tears in their eyess Rowling: but i could not be dissuaded! King: what did your friends say about it then? Rowling: i don't really know, we don't really talk much anymore

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: A Major award

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have exccciting newsss Rowling: I've jussst been awarded tablet magazine'sss new sssinai award Rowling: this will make the perfect replacement for that human rightsss award that got revoked

Stephen King: what's this award for, joanne? Rowling: it's for being one of the 36 people whossse presssence ssstopsss god from dessstroying the earth King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Poe: Barker:

Barker: how exactly are you stopping god from destroying the earth Rowling: well, obviousssly it's becaussse Rowling: god is a big cormorant strike fan Rowling: i mean, duh Rowling: that's my legacy Rowling: and, you know, the transssphobia

Rowling: i don't need you lot anymore Rowling: from now on, i'm going to be sspending my time with my intellectual equalss Rowling: fellow sssinai recipients like famous rapist conor McGregor, famous nazi Christopher rufo, the zodiac killer, and Anonymous UPenn student

[later] Rowling: hello fellow sssinai award recipients Rowling: how goesss it? Ted Cruz:

Rowling: how goess it, fellow sssinai recipients? Chris Rufo: we were just talking about how black people have smaller thinking bones than Aryan supermen Thomas Sowell: it's true! we do Sowell: ya know, we were really so much happier back in the slave days

Rowling: ah! ssso good to be among the 36 people who convince god to ssspare humanity Elon Musk: mama mia itsa me elon! Rowling: elon musssk?? what are you doing here? Rowling: isss it cuz you don't raisse your kidss? Musk: da god, he find ita very relatable!

[parryhotterman]

[parryhotterman]

So apparently all the Snamione fans ruined Bing for us and now we can't generate anything that is based off of Rickman's portrayal from simple Bing AI anymore.

Good job, ya weirdos.

Rather, Snamione and regular Severus fans are in a tizzy in the FB Snape Groups (LOL THEY EXIST! AND THEY'RE BIG) bc they can't generate anything anymore. I tested it out myself, and sure enough, the same prompt I used to create the Severus photo in the previous swirlygig (that's what I'm calling them) set of photos with Harry and the other boys won't work anymore.

Y'ABUSED IT AND WE LOSED IT 😭😭😭

I'm fucking kidding. I love my Snamione people. I'm just pissed that I can't generate more swirlygigs with him in it. I have many, many more that I haven't even posted. I have more Severus-related ones on my laptop, including some really bizarre ones that I did while high.

I haven't even tried to create more Harry or Ron or whoever else. I'm afraid to see if that has been abused so much that Bing is blocking those.

Eh, I'm busy writing anyway, but it's still annoying as fuck. Here's a random piece, it's Hermione's Patronus.

[darkhalfbloodprince]

Selfie Time! 📸