Feral Mechmutt (Needs to be Domesticated)

28 She/They/It 🏳️‍⚧️ Plural 18+ 🔞MDNI horny posting and Special Interests thrown in for flavor mostly a reblog blog sometimes posts lewds and what not feel free to dm/ask, am lonely

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[sreegs]

remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[pokeballvictimized]

trans girl mad scientist that's so fed up with her friends having dysphoria about pregnancy so she engineers a creature that lays eggs in tgirls with the intention to gradually make it more human-looking only to become the prototype's first victim and get so swollen with spawn that she can't stop it from escaping

[ruthimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

girls who don't play mtg in my notes are getting off on some kind of ntr fantasy about sitting in the corner naked while several girls play judge tower.

[chaoticedward]

not what he meant.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

[porceiaincat]

they should invent a brain that doesnt constantly make you feel miserable

[bug-the-chicken-nug]

something i appreciate about hdg is that it heads off the annoying voice in your head that always wants to find fault in every "nice" fictionalized society, and can't accept them as "believable" until it almost smugly identifies a problem and like, almost *revels* in it, like "ha! I knewww it was too good to be true!", like some deeply annoying reddit dudebro, thinking they're super smart and special just because they can be critical. That smug, cynical, insufferable i-am-so-very-smart voice you always have trouble turning off is forced to just shut up and timidly sit down in hdg settings, because they just immediately beat it to the punch and take all the wind out of its sails. This story already knows damn well that the cushy luxury space communism is also simultaneously a cozy dystopian horror. That's The Point.

[cutecipher]

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[picatinny]

Floret grooming channel run by an affini who specializes in caring for girls who never learned how to take care of their own hygiene. Is this anything,

[cult-of-lilith]

Subs! Bottoms! Exhibitionists! The generally initiated upon! Please at least occasionally be the one to initiate something. Its all well and good saying "you can ask me for nudes whenever!" Or similar sentiments but I promise you it will make a world of difference if you are the one to initiate, to offer, make it a surprise. Being made to ask for something always can feel like such a burden and personally I always feel like such a bother and even like I can be harassing if i'm always asking for something even if you're happy to give

[tboytummmy]

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