*russian accent* I want to FUCK San Francisco!

They/them, gay, autistic, 25

[stardustpainter]

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

[jacks-sm1rk1ng-revenge]

[diphowell]

it's still you: tour announcement typo edition

[normal-about-hollanov]

married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.

[catgirldjh]

ready for whatever the hard launch ticket sale brings 🫡

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[pinnipetal]

Something about both Phil being a performative emo in hopes of attracting a cute emo boy and Dan loudly posting about all of his and Phil's shared interests to lure him in is so funny to me. They weirded each other in

[betaphannie]

them being so surprised the Sims build was accurate when they literally gave a full tour of the phasement their privacy skills have not progressed past 2009

[crackkkkkkgggggg]

[nolsdoods]

more zukka

[fernandesart]

surprise kiss for the firelord🌸

[oyuna-art]

Never change

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad