*russian accent* I want to FUCK San Francisco!

They/them, gay, autistic, 25

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[phumblr]

duality of danandphilgames

[downtown-druid]

"are you a dan or a phil?!" i have the tiredness behind dan's eyes and the aloof insanity behind all of phil's sentances

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[terrificpairofcomiclads]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[caara-mia]

[kateantropova]

HUDSON WILLIAMS BVLGARI

[gamora-borealis]

some people were never around for the sexy end screen dance or draw phil naked and it shows

[shipsaf]

freddissimo on Instagram

[nootpnolife]

INSANE FACE CARDS

[losercertified]

New zuko and toph showing off🤲

[fernandesart]

more kisses🌸

[oknotgood]

at some point down the road after hollanov has been married for a while they'll be doing their thing where they joke about having a threesome and it turns to MLH players and they're both like, 'yeah there's only one MLH player i'd probably have a threesome with' and they're both giggling and blushing like 'i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours' and ilya expects shane to say scott hunter and shane expects ilya to say cliff marleau and they agree to say it together so they count to three and then in unison, they both say 'carter vaughn.'